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Greg is still two dads
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I prefer ooze caps!
A stock photo of two blue, semitransparent, ibuprofen gel caps pills.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Chinese food boxes? Yes they're real though generally everybody serves themselves food out of multiple containers onto their own plates instead of everybody eating out of their own container (which I've never seen in real life but is almost always how it's portrayed in movies).
Several takeout boxes of Chinese food.
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Hell yeah I played so much Audiosurf and a lot less Space Quest than I thought I would when I bought it.
A screenshot of a user's Steam purchase history. It reads: Jul 23, 2009 Space Quest Collection Mar 6, 2009 World of Goo Aug 3, 2008 Eternity's Child Jul 13, 2008 On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode One Feb 28, 2008 Audiosurf
August 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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An edited screenshot of an article from The Onion. The image and article text come from the article stating Dave Matthews Band has dumped sewage from their bus onto a passing tour boat for the second time. The headline is edited to say "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Tour Boat Where This Regularly Happens"
August 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The box art of Phantasy Star Online Episode III: C.A.R.D. Revolution for the Nintendo GameCube. It features a group of sci-fi characters all crowded together and looking up at the viewer.
July 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Seems like my feed is also going in that same direction
A screenshot of a BlueSky feed. The first post is from Aftermath and says, "Bad news, I'm a 43-year-old man and I've recently taken an interest in the Civil War." The second post is from Wario64 and says, "Glory 35th Anniversary Steelbook (4K UHD + Blu-ray + Digital) is $12.99 on Amazon Prime."
July 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Anyway in lighter news I continue to be in awe of Capcom's increasingly sweaty solutions to naming Resident Evil sequels using subtitles but hiding the number of the entry in the title of the game.

I genuinely love it and I hope they never stop.
The cover to Resident Evil VII: Biohazard (AKA Resident Evil 7), where the Roman numeral "VII" is superimposed over the letters "VIL" in "Evil" so at first glance it just reads as "Resident Evil Biohazard." The cover to Resident Evil Village (AKA Resident Evil 8) where, similar to the prior game, the Roman numeral of "VIII" are overlaid on top of the letters "VILL" in "Village." The logo for Biohazard Requiem (AKA Biohazard/Resident Evil 9) where - and you're not gonna believe this shit - the letter "Q" in Requiem has temporarily been replaced by the number 9.
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I didn't realize that was so low-resolution so maybe this version will read better
The same art as above with Mega Man and his robot pals/enemies all driving themed go karts and fighting with each other. Unlike the above, this is just the art without the game's logo.
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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But c'mon look at this. This rules!
The Japanese box art for Mega Man Battle & Chase. It features a bunch of cartoony robot characters driving around in themed go karts and throwing various weapons and obstacles at each other.
June 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Hey in reference to what engine RE9 is using, they've got an RE Engine badge on the official website so I assume it's that
A screenshot from the Resident Evil Requiem website. It has the game's logo, some additional text detailing the game's genre and release date, an ESRB "Rating Pending" badge and finally an RE Engine badge.
June 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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If I could adjust one small thing:
A black and white photo from the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition in which a lone penguin stands next to a man wearing a kilt and holding bagpipes. They are standing on an endless field of snow. The photo has been edited to replace the penguin with a person in a penguin mascot costume and to add a "dead animal hat" on the man's head (like the one worn in the movie Hundreds of Beavers).
May 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Cannot stop thinking about this bedroom glitch I ran into while playing Blue Prince last night
May 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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@japanretrodirect.bsky.social hey just got my package. Everything is in great condition. Thanks so much!
Several items spread out on the back of a shipping envelope. They are: three Japanese DS games (Tetris, Ace Attorney 3, and Picross), two Kirby figurines, and a small stack of Pokemon cards.
May 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Surprising twist in today's Dumbing of Age
A modified panel from the comic Dumbing of Age. Two young women are standing outside of a building looking at a discarded backpack and sweatshirt that have been tossed on the ground. The second woman, Jennifer, says, "So god is real and Walky was raptured, huh?" and the first woman, Joyce, says, "Regrettably."
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Oh neat, I wasn't aware of that.

I tracked down some old IGN story that shows the PoP differences. Apparently I was mistaken in that it wasn't just a pinky but instead multiple fingers on each hand!

(Found it here: www.ign.com/articles/200...)
A very small image showing near-identical screenshots of the PS2, Gamecube, and Xbox versions of Prince of Persia Sands of Time. In each screenshot, the Prince is getting up off the ground with one hand being used to prop himself up. In the PS2 and Gamecube versions, the hand is a thumb, index finger, and then a mitten-like clump of the remaining fingers. On the Xbox, the prince appears to have five distinct fingers. A screenshot of an old IGN article that includes the previously shared set of screenshots. The text reads: "Xbox ha superior polygon counts. Look, fingers! Xbox got the polygonal edge over the GameCube and PS2. But mostly only to Prince himself who has separated fingers and more rounded limbs in the Xbox version. The increase in polygon detail, though, in combination with the lighting seems to have given him a different-looking mug."
March 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I love Twin Peaks
Agent Dale Cooper is driving away from Twin Peaks. The subtitle reads: "Diane, 9:30 a.m., February 25th. Leaving Twin Peaks. Everything was very normal!"
February 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I swear to god at first glance I thought the image went with the top headline
A screenshot of news headlines. The first story says "The classic British ingredient you need for umami-packed pasta sauce." Below that is a picture of a mummy in a glass case and the following headline: "Missing tomb of Egyptian pharaoh solves one of ancient Egypt's great mysteries"
February 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I was just reminded that 14 years ago my friend Ted (@tedcavooris.bsky.social I think??) wrote me a comic script with a Twin Peaks joke that I did not recognize or understand!

Anyway this was one of my favorite stupid jokes we did.
A three-panel comic strip. Panel 1 - Two drunk guys laughing at a bar. Narration: Two weeks ago, at Greg's Birthday Party... Ted: "GREG! I've got good news! *That gum you like is going to come back in style.*" Greg: "Ha ha! What?" Panel 2 - Greg is walking through the grocery story and comes across a display for some gum. Narration: "Today." Greg: "Hmm... I've got milk & eggs... I should probably pick up some steakahol and- Wait a sec." Panel 3 - A close-up of Greg holding a box of gum. Greg: "Oh, *sweet.*" Text on the gum packaging: "Gummy in My Tummy: the gum you can swallow!"
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

(Chanting) Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man
Spidey and his Amazing Friends, which includes Miles Morales Spidey, Peter Parker Spidey, Gwen Stacy Spidey, a couple spider robots, Ant Man, Iron Man, the Wasp and... I think Reptil? Listen I've only seen those later episodes once and we're watching the earlier ones with Kamala Khan which I'm more familiar with but this is the first image that came up.
January 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I don't have several of those but I do have PlayStation TV!

Perfect way for me to play a bunch of PS1, PSP and Vita games when I was otherwise without a Sony console during that generation.
An image of a PlayStation TV next to its box.
January 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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An illustration from Christmas NiGHTS of two people in silhouette looking at a glowing Christmas tree and cityscape against a night sky. The words "Merry Christmas" are overlaid on top of the picture.
December 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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I've discovered an abridged version of It's a Wonderful Life on Amazon with the most unhinged edit
December 23, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Damn the Christmas DLC for Twelve Minutes is looking good
The header image from a Gog.com newsletter. The image is a top-down view of two people sitting at a desk in a living room decorated for Christmas.
December 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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I want you to know I'm sharing this with the same weight as if I was telling somebody their house burned down.
A cover image for Breath of Fire 6, the shitty free-to-play mobile sequel to Breath of Fire that apparently killed the franchise.
December 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM