Dave Cornmell
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ourdave.bsky.social
Dave Cornmell
@ourdave.bsky.social
Can’t we all just get along?
No. No, we can’t.
Tick-Tog™️.

I’m looking for £100 k for 10% of the company… and a viable business plan / actual idea.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Definitely.

Thought the same about Kelsey Grammar and Tom Hanks too.
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Great! They already slow my supermarket shopping by dawdling down the aisles - now I’ve got to put up with being lashed by their massive AI tails! Thanks technology. Thanks a bunch.
August 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He looks alright. Doesn’t use his right foot much for a right winger though.
August 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Someone should make a film of it. 👀
July 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
For services to shit ads and bad tattoos
June 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Mine was “get into them blues, these are shite” - pretty much a constant shout of a fella near us in the upper bullens.
May 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Isn’t The Oval Office one wall?
May 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM