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in every city in every nation from lake geneva to the finland station. he/him
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Cover of the classic minutemen album "double nickels on the dime"
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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that's a salt and buttery
crispy salt and butter roll, perfect vehicle for a felonious sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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post explaining that the character "Porkins" apparently existed in draft scripts of Star Wars: A New Hope well before William Hootkins was cast for the role, but that Lucas may have always intended the character to be fat nevertheless
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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mugwumps being milked from udders atop their heads in the film Naked Lunch
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Lol keep going, you're doing great
Article about graham platner's SS tattoo, indicating that he commonly described it as an SS tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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tbh now i'm not sure enough what they're actually doing to know how to feel about it. pretty sure this is a picture of the so-called facial recognition
still image from a massive attack show, with apparent pictures of actual audience members projected behind the band, each picture labeled something like "scuba diver," "tattoo designer," etc
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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"the democratic will of the public"
Chart demonstrating that anyone claiming that anti-immigrant sentiment represents some kind of prevailing majority sentiment in the U.S. is actually entirely full of shit
September 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Page from "the once and future king" by th white where characters are discussing the basis of bird song, and whether it arrives from imitation, when it constitutes communication, and when it's art Page from "the once and future king" by th white where characters are discussing the basis of bird song, and whether it arrives from imitation, when it constitutes communication, and when it's art Page from "the once and future king" by th white where characters are discussing the basis of bird song, and whether it arrives from imitation, when it constitutes communication, and when it's art
September 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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the AI informs me that Venus is traveling backwards into the past
An AI summary of the perihelion and aphelion of the planet Venus, confidently predicting that Venus will next reach aphelion in July of 2024, and next reach perihelion in January of 2025. A miracle!
August 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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swing vote, or non-vote? time.com/7307430/poor...
article describing finding that trump's victory was not driven less by conservative swing voters than abstention by likely democratic voters disenchanted with the party
August 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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i wonder which voters (and non-voters) this strategy would impact most
excerpt from article describing sociologist arlie hochschild's findings that Trump's rural lower income vote comes from the relatively wealthy in lower income areas second excerpt from article describing sociologist arlie hochschild's findings that Trump's rural lower income vote comes from the relatively wealthy in lower income areas
August 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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no way
the extremely white blonde profile of a NYC reporter pleasantly surprised by how nicely she was treated by white supremacists
August 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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An AI-assisted google search summary describing the experimental music collective psychic tv as "record producer"
July 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The devil in the dark
Scene from "The Devil in the Dark" from the original tv run of star trek
July 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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June 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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the hypnotist from office space who dies before he can release the main character from self-affirmation hypnosis
June 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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in every conversation with a young person i recount this from knausgard verbatim. they all love it
passage from knausgard's my struggle describing the inevitably increasing pace of time
May 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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disaster girl smiling as house burns disaster turtle manifestly feeling no guilt at starting house fire
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Galaxy AI promises to murder your friends
Galaxy AI demonstrating how many of your friends it plans to murder
May 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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vague, unfinished, news-speak
four paragraphs from a PBS article reporting on Al Franken's impending resignation in 2017, describing multiple accusations in some detail, identifying some accusers by name, with links to more reporting on the nature and context of the accusations
May 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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weep little man, weep
May 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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the famous dril "wise men" quote that centrists are absolutely incapable of not constantly performing
April 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Deviled eggs with nacho flavor
April 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The "it's a trick question" scene with marissa tomei in my cousin Vinny
April 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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this is excellent and I apologize that both the original and your version remind me of an accursed marmot maw
screaming marmot
April 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM