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i fw el horso
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REAL DEAD HORSO PROJECT LEAKS FROM A TRUSTED SORCE
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
just wanted to come out here and say pluribus is a great show you should be watching. so far i th- JOHN CENA??
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
after further review

im pretty sure beavis and buttbead would have had to create a device to get to the island in the first place (i honestly have no idea but im pretty sure) so they somehow created a device and set the coordinates to the fortnite island to fight

and they are STILL dumbasses
after the fortnite event, beavis and butthead have canonically helped take out a giant mosnter with the help of hatsune miku, godzilla, king kong, homer simpson, marty mcfly and doc brown, iron man, superman, the galatic empire AND the resistance, the scooby doo characters, sub zero and scorpion,
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
after the fortnite event, beavis and butthead have canonically helped take out a giant mosnter with the help of hatsune miku, godzilla, king kong, homer simpson, marty mcfly and doc brown, iron man, superman, the galatic empire AND the resistance, the scooby doo characters, sub zero and scorpion,
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PILGRIM ROCK!
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
help there was an ad on tiktok for a university and now the stupid fucking audio wont stop
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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boomhauer
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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boomhauer
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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boomhauer
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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boomhauer
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
i recently thought of something so stupid

its a metal album called "great"

its 9 songs

and the lyrics are just the great gatsby

each song is one chapter

idk

have yall heard goodbye moonmen
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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... were you guys *still* buying starbucks? cmon people we're better than that. it's not that hard, and if it is you can satisfy your addiction in other ways
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
something something gummy bear album
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
do the bartman!
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
go vote
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
these tiktok comment sections are crazy
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
yo boo
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
wheres el horso
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
rocky horror picture show was good

who knew a funny lil tiktok song was foreshadowing that
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
house of dynamite was very good
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
just did a kareoke of major generals song wtf
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
just saw the american psycho musical, time to watch the movie
a man wearing a clear plastic coat is walking through a hallway
ALT: a man wearing a clear plastic coat is walking through a hallway
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM