The Intrepid Otto von Bisbark
@ottovonbisbark.bsky.social
Regulatory lawyer. Hopeful pessimist. Mama.
It’s going to be so, so good. Maybe wearing mixed fibers?
July 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s going to be so, so good. Maybe wearing mixed fibers?
We didn’t have to travel far to protest his fascist butt. Downtown Dallas, 8 miles from my house. No need to visit LA (where locals did a great job of showing up).
June 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We didn’t have to travel far to protest his fascist butt. Downtown Dallas, 8 miles from my house. No need to visit LA (where locals did a great job of showing up).
Dallas showed up today on a hot, muggy day. Estimates of around 10k downtown.
June 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Dallas showed up today on a hot, muggy day. Estimates of around 10k downtown.
Racist ass mofos gonna racist.
January 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Racist ass mofos gonna racist.
Happy new year, from Regina George.
January 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Happy new year, from Regina George.
This one howls when I sing. I can’t tell if it’s an objection or harmonizing
December 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM
This one howls when I sing. I can’t tell if it’s an objection or harmonizing
No, I don’t know what “Burberry” or “prescription” mean, but that was delish. Thanks for putting that on your nightstand right at my level. 10/10 chew toy. No notes.
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
No, I don’t know what “Burberry” or “prescription” mean, but that was delish. Thanks for putting that on your nightstand right at my level. 10/10 chew toy. No notes.
Your Tuesday night is not better than mine
November 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Your Tuesday night is not better than mine
Sculptor: yes, I can create any commission you desire.
Me: I need a bronze frog.
Sculptor: *scoffs* easy.
Me: but make it SEXY
Sculptor: you sick weirdo, I’m in.
Me: I need a bronze frog.
Sculptor: *scoffs* easy.
Me: but make it SEXY
Sculptor: you sick weirdo, I’m in.
November 19, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Sculptor: yes, I can create any commission you desire.
Me: I need a bronze frog.
Sculptor: *scoffs* easy.
Me: but make it SEXY
Sculptor: you sick weirdo, I’m in.
Me: I need a bronze frog.
Sculptor: *scoffs* easy.
Me: but make it SEXY
Sculptor: you sick weirdo, I’m in.
Quote post with a pic of yourself so the newbies can know who they’re dealing with.
(JK. I’m a dog. Woof)
(JK. I’m a dog. Woof)
November 14, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Quote post with a pic of yourself so the newbies can know who they’re dealing with.
(JK. I’m a dog. Woof)
(JK. I’m a dog. Woof)
Since I don’t have my predatory murder dog anymore (miss you, OVB), I can have prey animals. Meet Bubbles and Regina George.
November 13, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Since I don’t have my predatory murder dog anymore (miss you, OVB), I can have prey animals. Meet Bubbles and Regina George.
I went to San Diego for a wellness retreat with other liberal lawyer moms. We cried. We raged. We drank. Did a bunch of yoga. It was restorative
November 13, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I went to San Diego for a wellness retreat with other liberal lawyer moms. We cried. We raged. We drank. Did a bunch of yoga. It was restorative
Queen Rhaenyra, first of her name, and her dragon, Syrax
September 17, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Queen Rhaenyra, first of her name, and her dragon, Syrax
Gonna make this the opening slide on my next CLE re work/life balance!
September 3, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Gonna make this the opening slide on my next CLE re work/life balance!
I’m thinking the new piggy we adopted should be named Regina George. She’s bitten all of us hard enough to draw blood in the first 12 hours. We’ve all been personally victimized by Regina George.
September 1, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I’m thinking the new piggy we adopted should be named Regina George. She’s bitten all of us hard enough to draw blood in the first 12 hours. We’ve all been personally victimized by Regina George.
You don’t make friends with salad, UNLESS that friend is a piggy
August 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
You don’t make friends with salad, UNLESS that friend is a piggy
Went to the Women for Allred rally in Dallas today. Colin is polling within the margin of error against the loathsome Cancun Cruz. We can do this, Texas!
August 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Went to the Women for Allred rally in Dallas today. Colin is polling within the margin of error against the loathsome Cancun Cruz. We can do this, Texas!
Mmm, if she’s not a person, explain dis
(But seriously, yes. Don’t let your dogs run amuck)
(But seriously, yes. Don’t let your dogs run amuck)
July 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Mmm, if she’s not a person, explain dis
(But seriously, yes. Don’t let your dogs run amuck)
(But seriously, yes. Don’t let your dogs run amuck)
My neighbors created a pickleball court in our street. The lines are soap. It brought me joy
December 24, 2023 at 3:20 AM
My neighbors created a pickleball court in our street. The lines are soap. It brought me joy
Fresh bread and my first attempt at sourdough discard cinnamon rolls. The rolls were delish but need to work the dough longer next time. Hard to handle so they aren’t pretty
December 16, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Fresh bread and my first attempt at sourdough discard cinnamon rolls. The rolls were delish but need to work the dough longer next time. Hard to handle so they aren’t pretty
Pretty! Here’s one of mine from the morning. Not as browned as usual because I’m trying to get a softer crust for picky kids
December 16, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Pretty! Here’s one of mine from the morning. Not as browned as usual because I’m trying to get a softer crust for picky kids
No sh*t? Not enough to win? You don’t say? Re “far more” it’s really not huge. And it’s shrinking. Finally, what does your rebuttal have to do with saying Texans who need abortions deserve the abuse they are getting?
December 8, 2023 at 7:34 PM
No sh*t? Not enough to win? You don’t say? Re “far more” it’s really not huge. And it’s shrinking. Finally, what does your rebuttal have to do with saying Texans who need abortions deserve the abuse they are getting?
Pleased to say the Sherman school board reversed the transphobic decision to recast the high school musical “Oklahoma!” 66 speakers. Only 3 were vaguely in favor of the admin.
Picture of my gorgeous mama telling the school board to get it right and protect kids.
Picture of my gorgeous mama telling the school board to get it right and protect kids.
November 14, 2023 at 6:00 AM
Pleased to say the Sherman school board reversed the transphobic decision to recast the high school musical “Oklahoma!” 66 speakers. Only 3 were vaguely in favor of the admin.
Picture of my gorgeous mama telling the school board to get it right and protect kids.
Picture of my gorgeous mama telling the school board to get it right and protect kids.