otterheir
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stream beautiful ghosts🍅
any pronouns
any pronouns
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
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I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.
October 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.
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People like my song but since the last time I released a song my producer died and I have no idea how to turn it into an actual track and also I'm sad.
October 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
People like my song but since the last time I released a song my producer died and I have no idea how to turn it into an actual track and also I'm sad.
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it’s actually romantic 🖤
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it’s actually romantic 🖤
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Missoula People! I’m doing a tiny stand up set tonight at the Missoula Pulp anniversary party!
Come support independent journalism!!
thepulp.org/the-pulp-liv...
Come support independent journalism!!
thepulp.org/the-pulp-liv...
Join us at The Pulp: Live! – The Pulp
The Pulp's throwing a party to celebrate our second birthday and you're invited! 🥳
thepulp.org
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Missoula People! I’m doing a tiny stand up set tonight at the Missoula Pulp anniversary party!
Come support independent journalism!!
thepulp.org/the-pulp-liv...
Come support independent journalism!!
thepulp.org/the-pulp-liv...
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Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
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I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
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I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
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I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
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If the composition of the char on a grilled hot dog were listed in the ingredients, it would be illegal to sell because of high levels of nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which are both banned as carcinogens in the EU and US.
Weird!
Weird!
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If the composition of the char on a grilled hot dog were listed in the ingredients, it would be illegal to sell because of high levels of nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which are both banned as carcinogens in the EU and US.
Weird!
Weird!
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Yall, I have news about watermelons.
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yall, I have news about watermelons.
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2026 Hanklerfish Begun…
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
2026 Hanklerfish Begun…
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A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳
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If you're using focus friend, can you do a quick check and tell me how many socks you currently have? Even if it's, like, zero!
September 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you're using focus friend, can you do a quick check and tell me how many socks you currently have? Even if it's, like, zero!
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I am as far removed from writing the fault in our stars as 2011-me was from graduating high school.
September 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am as far removed from writing the fault in our stars as 2011-me was from graduating high school.
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It sucks that guys get so caught up in fighting for status among men that they can’t even admit a woman is hot because she isn’t the “male-culture approved” kind of hot.
Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.
Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It sucks that guys get so caught up in fighting for status among men that they can’t even admit a woman is hot because she isn’t the “male-culture approved” kind of hot.
Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.
Letting other men decide for you which women you think are hot might sound kinda gay, but it’s actually extremely straight.
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Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
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If you're interested in the playbook for how our government is intentionally (and illegally) withholding funds appropriated by Congress, this @nytimes.com article explores to playbook: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/h...
Trump Budget Office Is Withholding H.I.V. Funds That Congress Appropriated
www.nytimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you're interested in the playbook for how our government is intentionally (and illegally) withholding funds appropriated by Congress, this @nytimes.com article explores to playbook: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/h...
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Ward 3 Missoula city council primary text message campaigns really popping off this year…
August 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ward 3 Missoula city council primary text message campaigns really popping off this year…
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Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
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I listened to a podcast this morning where they repeatedly said “you can’t think without writing” and just to nip that one in the bud…
That’s wrong (there are many illiterate people and they all think) and also dumb (Socrates was famously both illiterate and had thoughts.)
That’s wrong (there are many illiterate people and they all think) and also dumb (Socrates was famously both illiterate and had thoughts.)
August 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I listened to a podcast this morning where they repeatedly said “you can’t think without writing” and just to nip that one in the bud…
That’s wrong (there are many illiterate people and they all think) and also dumb (Socrates was famously both illiterate and had thoughts.)
That’s wrong (there are many illiterate people and they all think) and also dumb (Socrates was famously both illiterate and had thoughts.)
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People will say I should run for senate in Montana like my digital footprint isn’t littered with shit like this.
Self honesty is self care*
*I wrote this in reply to a tiktok about how Matthew Lillard as Shaggy with the body of a woman is hot, so, take it with a grain of salt.
*I wrote this in reply to a tiktok about how Matthew Lillard as Shaggy with the body of a woman is hot, so, take it with a grain of salt.
August 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
People will say I should run for senate in Montana like my digital footprint isn’t littered with shit like this.