otterhat.bsky.social
@otterhat.bsky.social
Certainly more stable.

The best romance is friendship that catches fire.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
EXTERIOR. DAY.

Bond regenerates.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Also that homosocial longing for your Patroclus can make you long to do things with a long sharp javelin.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Has anyone said, "Ladies Who Launch" yet...?

Okay, then:

Ladies Who Launch.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When my right-side Camry speaker went out in 1991, Rubber Soul was a whole 'nother album.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm not a seventies disco and pop icon. I merely talk.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Maximum alpha and pining for Patroclus.

"God, I miss him. I want to throw a javelin for some reason."
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh, it's a SECURITY event.

So the National Guard is going to the Supreme Court?
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Daniel Craig run was pretty remarkable for its character arc. Pierce Brosnan took a run up to that, but Craig got to run the character from first kill to last breath, and pushed some interesting development into it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
And either comic genius or a grave mistake depending on what sort of nerd you are.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And, snark aside, the real question is whether you have more stories to tell with this character.

A good number of Bond films were just not good stories.

I think it's more than respectable to retire a character by saying, "He had no more development in him" and calling it a day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Good Lord, 007 Junior.... that's not how your father would have done it!"

"Yes, but my father was a cold-war era transphobic misogynistic heteronormative ponce, wasn't he?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is a boot.

This is a re-boot.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yassss.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Which of us isn't nostalgic for the days of highwaymen on the two week journey from Philadelphia to Washington.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Government shutdown. They're on mission-critical stuff only, I think. There are plans to release it once they get a paycheck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You could also try, I dunno, just spitballing, making retail affordable again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM