ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕠 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤.

ℍ𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟.

Haha oh yeah I first happened upon your website… Christ maybe decades ago now? Wondering whatever happened to that Umiliphus person. Ever since I’ve been an infrequent bimshwel.com reader, enjoying the fact that I had no idea who the hell you were or why I was checking your page every month.

I would say that I thank you for introducing me to Moraff’s patent brand of insanity back during the Umiliphus days but I don’t think gratitude is the correct emotion here. That goddamn trash can just sort of occupies a permanent place in my brain now, just waiting in the wings for me to recall it.

God bless our friend the elevator

about metal weed trimmer lines that are ill-informed and incredibly “not smart to conceptualize, own or use”

honestly they might not make un-gripeable trimmers anymore. i bought a modular EGO electric trimmer whose feed never works, and even if you soak the string prior to use it just kind of vaporizes if it grazes anything harder than talcum. every week i feel my grasp on reality slipping as i fantasize

also i enjoy your weed whacker content.

someone is reading this and empathizing with your situation.

as a total stranger who lost a brother to this sort of thing, i just want to say that this whole thing is a shit fucking bargain for you and all the anger, anxiety and guilt you wind up carrying because of it fucking sucks. this should never have fallen on your shoulders and, i dunno, just know

That said as someone who would obviously be best friends* with him (consult my May 16th thread with a link to my Elevator Compatibility Matrix) I do wish he would “do better” and increase his upload frequency.

*REMINDER: using the word “parasocial” in your reply will result in an immediate block.

i can give you directions to the wooded area with the sword my roommate left that i drove into the ground back in 2012

Man I still wish we’d gotten to see what happened with the Yoshi coins not respawning after this attempt

Want to eat that bread

Oh dip you gotta replace the filters on that Coway

The gamer polymath…

Some kind of modular approach to the Fourtress, where boxes can be attached in two configurations (back-to-back, side-by-side) with a small handful of translucent colorways. Bonus if the lids can be removed and mixed as is the case with the current Fourtress!