Banned one again from the KONEmmunity for “trying to workshop a slur for people who like Mitsubishi elevators.” Gotta do something to dissuade the influx of “Johnny come lately”s who think, just because they saw a Diamond HS, that they’re hot shit. Hey Mitsies— fuck off to baby ‘vator fandom hell.

エレベーターでGO! - GOTY like 電車でGO! where you operate manual elevators in cargo warehouses, FAO Schwartz, Tiffany’s, etc. DLC for whacky and crossover themed Elevator Operator uniforms (imagine Raiden Shogun outfit! Possibilities are ENDLESS)

<<Patent pending if the USPTO ever responds to my emails>>

Think I caught DieselDucy reusing footage in his latest ride. As a KONEmmunity Elder I understand the constant demands of content creation (him: beloved elevator videos, me: deftly getting every escalatorFans thread closed) and do not begrudge him this choice.

Basically thinking about what if there were an MCU but for elevators. Otis is Captain America, Mitsubishi would be Hulk, Schindler is probably Thor? ThyssenKrupp is specifically the Iron Man 3 version of the Mandarin before they tried to fix it or whatever. A disappointing total joke nobody likes.

Advertise your BkueSky account in 3 words:

ThyssenKrupp fucking sucks. Actually you know what, three words isn’t enough to express my utter disdain for this company. It started in 1992 when I distinctly recall riding a jerky elevator to visit my aunt in Paramus— it wasn’t a ThyssenKrupp but (1/247)

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I like to imagine that people wonder why I have VEVO in my username. The truth is, some time ago, I thought I would be able to curry a great deal of privilege on KONEmmunity by becoming an official distributor of DieselDucy’s Otis videos. This plan did not pan out, sadly, but I keep it in memoriam.

While I have certainly pigeonholed myself into being an elevator fandom account first and foremost, I also have other interests. For instance, I am engaged in a campaign of sending threats to the leadership of both Hapag-Lloyd and ✷MAERSK to dissuade them from pursuing the Gemini Cooperation Pact.

To those of you complaining that you are unable to access the KONEmmunity using NordVPN: That is my fault. Most commercial VPN IP endpoints have fallen to my attempts to evade my many and undeserved permabans. Hey mods— IPv6 support is just around the corner. “I can do this all day.” - Steve Rogers

Once again banned from the KONEmmunity for the crime of making actionable threats in the DMs of every poster in the EscalatorFans thread. As always the admins and mods fail to respect modern work ethic, as finding all 62 posters’ names and home addresses requires great work on my end.