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@otis.departmentoflastresort.com
Neither a fat bear, nor an elevator specialist, but a secret third thing

https://linktr.ee/thatotis
It’s pretty good for casual multiplayer, too. Nudge your friends who like Roboquest or even Gunfire Reborn
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you spend time in a Jeffersonian grid like rural New York you encounter these a lot in Grid Corrections where crossroads get split into two three-way intersections. It’s a compromise to fit a 2-D grid onto a curved sphere. Photo from Gerco de Ruijter’s 2015 project “The Seduction of the Grid”
July 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I would like to redeem this for (1) Public Domain “Weird Little Guy”, plz
May 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
in lieu of a linked in, I've attached my CV

my CV:
February 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Many have never fallen out of discussion in my house:
* The Crevice
* The Areas of Our Expertise
* The alternate version of @wilshipley.bsky.social's cameo in "The Line Experience"
* Lil' Heretics
* The Omniway

and the guest comic "The Talk" by @krisstraub.com
November 20, 2024 at 8:07 AM
I understood from the post that micro-HDMI cables are failing. I’m suggesting a solid, one piece adapter (not a double ended cable) is unlikely to fail in the same way and is inexpensive. Especially since there don’t seem to be many cameras that meet the constraints given
August 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
It’s like the wicked daemons running this store *know* that I’ve been watching the Black Remnant backlog all week
April 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
all the audio settings in Helldivers go to 11
March 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Actual footage of my home office this week

via www.instagram.com/vienna.pitts/
February 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Still from a video game that will devastate anyone who has seen it but seems completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t
February 5, 2024 at 9:06 AM
If Google wants to demo emoji responses in gmail I wish they would do a quick analysis of the email first to match the emojis to the content or pick an email that fits their positive emoji list

Anything to avoid suggesting the following on and email titled “Dad’s Obituary”
January 20, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Protip for Mac users: before having a difficult conversation on Facetime or Zoom, disable video-emoji-things by clicking the green camera icon in the menu bar and unselecting "reactions" so that loses highlighted status

Brought to you by inexplicable confetti during a performance review
January 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
January 2, 2024 at 7:03 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?
December 30, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Couple folks have asked me about the Turtle Dating Sim about Tax Evasion I played at PAX - it’s shockingly good? Designed in a panel at PAX East, you get gifts that attract turtles or can be used as tax write offs. Also a snitching mechanic to trigger audits of your opponents. It somehow all works
December 6, 2023 at 11:09 AM
Accurate.
December 1, 2023 at 1:05 PM
This headline threw me a moment
August 26, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Tarkov can be hard; aftercare is important
August 17, 2023 at 9:51 PM
August 13, 2023 at 6:45 AM
Can't Stop. Won't Stop.
August 10, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Mid-week had to superset into German working hours for a day. Gonna just keep a 28 hour day schedule going for a while until the ship rights itself
August 3, 2023 at 11:30 PM