-sun lamp
-half an Ativan
It's just full force January up in here, friends.
-sun lamp
-half an Ativan
It's just full force January up in here, friends.
Oh, the 174 page special counsel report that 100% asserts criminal wrongdoing, but won't have any actual repercussions for anyone was released today.
Oh, the 174 page special counsel report that 100% asserts criminal wrongdoing, but won't have any actual repercussions for anyone was released today.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Stage Manager: don’t touch the cup, it’s not your prop
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Director: does it have to be a cup?
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Actor: what is my relationship to the cup?
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Stage Manager: don’t touch the cup, it’s not your prop
Also me: A dinner of NyQuil and ice cream will absolutely give my body the resources it needs to keep this from getting worse.
Also me: A dinner of NyQuil and ice cream will absolutely give my body the resources it needs to keep this from getting worse.
#Relatable
#Relatable