Fia Akseliane Ekeland
@ostogvann.bsky.social
A 🇨🇦/🇳🇴 punk loving failed musician. I like skateboarding, Tank Girl, Warhammer 40k, and being a dad. 150% gay and married to another hot lesbian. Masters in Archival Studies. I'll try to be normal. I ❤️ Jahna/Rem ❤️
She/her
She/her
Why dis shark laughing? Why dis bitch look old, yet hot?
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why dis shark laughing? Why dis bitch look old, yet hot?
I still paint minis once in a while... mostly when everyone is asleep. It's relaxing even though I'm bad at it. Plus, it's quiet, so I don't wake anyone. 🤌
August 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I still paint minis once in a while... mostly when everyone is asleep. It's relaxing even though I'm bad at it. Plus, it's quiet, so I don't wake anyone. 🤌
Choose your Tarantino
July 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Choose your Tarantino
Gooner? It's a fucking nickname. The family name is Goonarelli!
July 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Gooner? It's a fucking nickname. The family name is Goonarelli!
I use this moment to teach my daughter that all grass is made of lions.
July 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I use this moment to teach my daughter that all grass is made of lions.
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Remember what they took from you
May 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Remember what they took from you
This is my grifter origin story. Streaming on Kick/Rumble now!
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is my grifter origin story. Streaming on Kick/Rumble now!
The one true religion 🙏
May 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The one true religion 🙏
Dude, Jaws was a wild book. She's got breeders hips, and she talks about her yawning wide, glistening vagina later on. Where were these scenes in the movie Spielberg?!
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dude, Jaws was a wild book. She's got breeders hips, and she talks about her yawning wide, glistening vagina later on. Where were these scenes in the movie Spielberg?!
you can deport random people, legalize discrimination, racism, and make life hell for trans people, but i draw the line at my video games!! 😤😤😤
April 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
you can deport random people, legalize discrimination, racism, and make life hell for trans people, but i draw the line at my video games!! 😤😤😤
Honestly, yeah... about right.
March 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Honestly, yeah... about right.
Finally, a cheese for lesbians.
March 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Finally, a cheese for lesbians.
Norway is a cultural zeitgeist of comedy
March 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Norway is a cultural zeitgeist of comedy
Biblically accurate lesbians
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Biblically accurate lesbians
Post four characters you identify with!!
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February 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Post four characters you identify with!!
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Good morning from Sweden! Family vacation and being offline like a loser. Imagine posting every day like a fool. Driving to Denmark, then to Germany, and a weekend in France. See ya later losers!
January 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Good morning from Sweden! Family vacation and being offline like a loser. Imagine posting every day like a fool. Driving to Denmark, then to Germany, and a weekend in France. See ya later losers!
My wife also got our dining room ready for a family gathering we're having here tomorrow. Our house will smell like fish, brown cheese, boiled cabbage, and gun powder. The smell of western Norway... we're from Bokn.
December 18, 2024 at 3:38 PM
My wife also got our dining room ready for a family gathering we're having here tomorrow. Our house will smell like fish, brown cheese, boiled cabbage, and gun powder. The smell of western Norway... we're from Bokn.
Making my daughter's first sentient Christmas memorable. I'd like to think I'm an okay dad. Better than mine anyway... I think.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Making my daughter's first sentient Christmas memorable. I'd like to think I'm an okay dad. Better than mine anyway... I think.