Mark Osterloh
@osterlohatlarge.bsky.social
Twitter refugee seeking asylum. Writer/senior comms chap looking for a new creative gig. Posts sometimes work related but whimsy often finds a way.
YOU: Of course, her luck ran out when she was put in Miss Fortune’s class.
ME: Oh yes. And wasn’t the headmaster arrested after a series of minor parking violations?
YOU: Mr Meaner? Yes. He was replaced by the much more law abiding Ed Ucation.
ME: Oh yes. And wasn’t the headmaster arrested after a series of minor parking violations?
YOU: Mr Meaner? Yes. He was replaced by the much more law abiding Ed Ucation.
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
YOU: Of course, her luck ran out when she was put in Miss Fortune’s class.
ME: Oh yes. And wasn’t the headmaster arrested after a series of minor parking violations?
YOU: Mr Meaner? Yes. He was replaced by the much more law abiding Ed Ucation.
ME: Oh yes. And wasn’t the headmaster arrested after a series of minor parking violations?
YOU: Mr Meaner? Yes. He was replaced by the much more law abiding Ed Ucation.
Carpet diem I say…
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Carpet diem I say…
Mine is 26, apparently, but then it also told me my tastes ‘can’t be defined’, which sounds like a win?
My top song was a cover of Venus by camp Swedish rock band, Royal Republic. The algorithm was bound to be confused.
My top song was a cover of Venus by camp Swedish rock band, Royal Republic. The algorithm was bound to be confused.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Mine is 26, apparently, but then it also told me my tastes ‘can’t be defined’, which sounds like a win?
My top song was a cover of Venus by camp Swedish rock band, Royal Republic. The algorithm was bound to be confused.
My top song was a cover of Venus by camp Swedish rock band, Royal Republic. The algorithm was bound to be confused.
Exit stage left pursued by an antisemite?
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Exit stage left pursued by an antisemite?
The One That Got Taken Off Netflix?
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The One That Got Taken Off Netflix?
You’d need milk and two sutures after that…
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You’d need milk and two sutures after that…
Someone cut and pastied incorrectly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Someone cut and pastied incorrectly.
‘Terrific dread’. New mood just dropped, lads…
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
‘Terrific dread’. New mood just dropped, lads…
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Idiots. It’s obviously ‘knoledge is Poer’.
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Idiots. It’s obviously ‘knoledge is Poer’.
Not topical innit?
You could have Sporting Image.
You could have Sporting Image.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Not topical innit?
You could have Sporting Image.
You could have Sporting Image.
Don’t forget Mock The Sport,
The Sport Report and That Was The Sport That Was.
The Sport Report and That Was The Sport That Was.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Don’t forget Mock The Sport,
The Sport Report and That Was The Sport That Was.
The Sport Report and That Was The Sport That Was.
What on oeuf is going on?
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
What on oeuf is going on?
This obviously requires a moment of reflection.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This obviously requires a moment of reflection.