Ossioss
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Samy Deluxe hat’s auf den Punkt gebracht, bin ein MimiMi -nur anders.
Expat since ever 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹 🇵🇹
Avid cook with a fondness for offbeat humor
Expat since ever 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹 🇵🇹
Avid cook with a fondness for offbeat humor
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Jeffrey who?🤣
“I haven’t seen the emails. I haven’t read them. I don’t even know what emails are.”
- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.
- Mike Johnson this morning, probably.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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In a time when the Democratic Party urgently needs Winston Churchills, it has far too many Neville Chamberlains.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In a time when the Democratic Party urgently needs Winston Churchills, it has far too many Neville Chamberlains.
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ZZ Top – La Grange (Asian Folk Metal Cover) | NiNi Music
YouTube video by Nini Music
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November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
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Dortmund stabil!
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Dortmund stabil!
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October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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This is very good
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is very good
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To be fair to Stephen, it happened during the day, and everyone knows he hangs upside down then.
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
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Don't worry about the stolen diamonds from the #Louvre. France has their top man on it...
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
