goty for me, you all did amazing work

i've been reading the recently released in english Witcher prequel novel and geralt about gets fuckin rolled his first time out against actual monsters by a pack of shitty little dog-headed monkeys in an empty mine because one throws a rock at his head and lands a hit, drops his sword and everything

if you're hungry it's still okay to not want a hotdog off the ground

[guy who’s only seen Zardoz watching a second Sean Connery movie]: “uh, gotta be honest, not really getting any Zardoz vibes from this at all”

also atsu is inexplicably soft when you consider her back story of like Ultimate Family Annihilation Trauma then 15 Years Of War, she's helping people left and right and constantly sparing random enemies for no reason, until a story scene acts like she's single mindedly bloodthirsty with 0 evidence

oh boy, can't wait to see the dumb ass vanity roles he gives himself in the turds he pushes out with this kinda money

i read the first one years back and enjoyed it, i remember liking the story and all the characters, but it's got some fun digressions into ethnographic type stuff explaining hellish ecosystems and demon physiology too if the regular plot winds up not being to your taste

happy birthday!