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October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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screenshot of snake from metal gear acid saying "HRT... Isn't that a SWAT-based unit"
September 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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reading the list on mobile really gives it that extra oomph
August 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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i loved her and all the suicidally depressed women in that game so much
the amigara fault "this is my hole" panel
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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a screenshot of No Country For Old Men, anton chigurh says "You know how this is gonna turn out, don't you?"
March 2, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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got a little over caffeinated last night before bed perhaps
i had a dream they added gay romance to animal crossing and they put out a trailer showing it off but it was really weird you had to turn Gay on, and a big box pops up and says like BECOME GAY? BECOME DISAPPOINTMENT! THIS WILL RANDOMLY ASSIGN GAYNESS AS A TRAIT TO VILLAGERS! ARE YOU SURE? press A for YES press B for NO and the trailer guy hits A and then the next shot was of a villager chilling on the beach with their shoes off and their feet in the sand, and the player character who has now become frog like hops onto the scene, picked up the villagers shoes and hurled them into the ocean, and the villager was like >:O! and then the trailer ended on a shot of the gay frog player sitting on a log, snatching flies from the air with their frog tongue
December 6, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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played a few hours of starfield and i guess so far my highest hope for the game is that maybe someday an enderal-esque team might wrangle something cool out it
a starfield screenshot showing a woman wearing a space suit and a trucker cap standing in front of a parked space ship
September 4, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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me @ larian studios
August 23, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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hello everyone, i'm here now
a picture of chris hemsworth in extraction 2 looking deeply depressed while saying "really excited about this next chapter of my life"
July 25, 2023 at 1:00 AM