Oliver
@ospirito.bsky.social
Childless cat lady. Except I don’t have a cat and I’m a male.
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a murder of crows has probable caws
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murder of crows has probable caws
I think we can all agree that the name of Red Delicious apples is propaganda.
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think we can all agree that the name of Red Delicious apples is propaganda.
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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
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It is really odd that conspiracy theorists never latch on to the one weather modification conspiracy that is actually real.
July 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It is really odd that conspiracy theorists never latch on to the one weather modification conspiracy that is actually real.
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I got my parents a new gadget which means I also got a new gadget.
July 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I got my parents a new gadget which means I also got a new gadget.
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We’re honored to report that over 11 million showed up for today’s No Kings protest, and totals are still coming in. Just… wow. WOW 😮! There’s nothing more to say.
June 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We’re honored to report that over 11 million showed up for today’s No Kings protest, and totals are still coming in. Just… wow. WOW 😮! There’s nothing more to say.
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Omg..the taco meme war is just getting started
June 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Omg..the taco meme war is just getting started
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The line between hoarder and regular Costco shopper is razor thin.
May 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The line between hoarder and regular Costco shopper is razor thin.
Can we all kinda agree that it’s gone downhill since Despacito summer
April 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Can we all kinda agree that it’s gone downhill since Despacito summer
It’s like public transit. You find the bus going closest to where you want to go and get on. Change is incremental.
April 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s like public transit. You find the bus going closest to where you want to go and get on. Change is incremental.
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you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
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Wow! Updated estimates now put turnout at 2.3 million — and we’re still waiting on reports from coalition members in other areas, with some events yet to begin! If you’re free, come out and join us. Over 1,400 events are planned across the country.
April 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wow! Updated estimates now put turnout at 2.3 million — and we’re still waiting on reports from coalition members in other areas, with some events yet to begin! If you’re free, come out and join us. Over 1,400 events are planned across the country.
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
April 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
If I was an optometrist, my LinkedIn headline would say “True visionary”
April 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If I was an optometrist, my LinkedIn headline would say “True visionary”
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
I’m trying to avoid starting my day off on a bad note by seeing what fresh hell is unfolding and trying to minimize the grip that the news has on me. But I also need to be informed. It’s hard y’all.
March 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I’m trying to avoid starting my day off on a bad note by seeing what fresh hell is unfolding and trying to minimize the grip that the news has on me. But I also need to be informed. It’s hard y’all.
Sometimes you have days where you just don’t get your second wind, and then there are days like today where I never got my first
March 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sometimes you have days where you just don’t get your second wind, and then there are days like today where I never got my first
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