since you follow me here anyway, an essay for you:
open.substack.com/pub/omphalos...

napping in the park to pre-game for a party

how many days of spending hours staring at my overheating laptop is it gonna take for me to be productive again. free me!!!!

"but at least you made this meal with love 🥺" no I made it with confusion, prayer, and a vague inclination towards the Platonic ideal of a chicken porridge

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kitsch capitalism must die

I WAS SPIRALING FOR NOTHING, and Other Neurotic Stories coming to a bookstore near you! #indiepublishing

there are some days when if I don't get enough attention it does feel like I've fallen through a crack in the floorboards and nobody's ever going to see me again. nobody's reading my fic anymore and nobody's hearing my posts anymore (except io rey hiiii)

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye

(photo by me)

I know it's midnight and I mustn't listen to the demons after 10pm but part of the reason I don't feel like writing lately is that I can tell my writing is not very good. or it's like. Masterpiece of a fanfic, excellent for writing in general, but it pales compared to the masters I've been reading

to be honest I don't even wanna be on this app and believe me I will never be as funny here as I am on tumblr. but precautions must be taken in the case of impending societal collapse