OShowKCJared
@oshowkcjared.bsky.social
Part-time witticist, full-time complainer. I do lighting for film and TV in real life.
Well, when you put it like that....
Fuck
Fuck
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Well, when you put it like that....
Fuck
Fuck
Man, I was just getting on here to praise the glory of 6:40 start times on baseball games and now we're having a weather.
July 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Man, I was just getting on here to praise the glory of 6:40 start times on baseball games and now we're having a weather.
These 840 starts are killing me
July 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
These 840 starts are killing me
That was a horseshit first strike on Merv
April 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
That was a horseshit first strike on Merv
I hope we're getting at least 35 to 40 bucks in smart people export tariffs
And that's PER smart person. At least it better be
And that's PER smart person. At least it better be
Other countries are fully targeting US academics with social media ads now, basically of the form "we still have inclusive liberal democracy and academic freedom here"
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I hope we're getting at least 35 to 40 bucks in smart people export tariffs
And that's PER smart person. At least it better be
And that's PER smart person. At least it better be
Just watching the beetlejuice sequel..
Sigur-ros finding their way into the soundtrack was heartwarming.
The biggest possible thumbs up to whoever made that happen
Sigur-ros finding their way into the soundtrack was heartwarming.
The biggest possible thumbs up to whoever made that happen
December 30, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Just watching the beetlejuice sequel..
Sigur-ros finding their way into the soundtrack was heartwarming.
The biggest possible thumbs up to whoever made that happen
Sigur-ros finding their way into the soundtrack was heartwarming.
The biggest possible thumbs up to whoever made that happen
Every time I microwave leftovers I realize how little I know about physics.
Hotpockets and totinos lied to me.
Hotpockets and totinos lied to me.
December 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Every time I microwave leftovers I realize how little I know about physics.
Hotpockets and totinos lied to me.
Hotpockets and totinos lied to me.
Man, what if Ask Jeeves would've won
December 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Man, what if Ask Jeeves would've won
I dunno... it's not that hard to follow the simple rules of grammar.
important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting
not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I dunno... it's not that hard to follow the simple rules of grammar.
It's only 6:22 but it just *feels* like the middle of the night
December 12, 2024 at 12:23 AM
It's only 6:22 but it just *feels* like the middle of the night
This contest of also-rans should've passed quietly at noon on Sunday while 5 better games were going on...
Jerry has Roger fully cucked
Jerry has Roger fully cucked
December 10, 2024 at 1:39 AM
This contest of also-rans should've passed quietly at noon on Sunday while 5 better games were going on...
Jerry has Roger fully cucked
Jerry has Roger fully cucked
Assume this is a polite way of Wrapped telling me I've been listening to the same shit for years
December 4, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Assume this is a polite way of Wrapped telling me I've been listening to the same shit for years
It never fails. All my clothes get dirty at the same time
November 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM
It never fails. All my clothes get dirty at the same time
Excited for this next field goal
November 29, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Excited for this next field goal
The Raiders definitely want it bad.
They just suck.
They just suck.
November 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The Raiders definitely want it bad.
They just suck.
They just suck.
Wonder if AI will soften our edges like the lack of technology did for our parents and theirs before that.
Without sepia, without Polaroids... how will the kids know it was a different time?
Without sepia, without Polaroids... how will the kids know it was a different time?
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Wonder if AI will soften our edges like the lack of technology did for our parents and theirs before that.
Without sepia, without Polaroids... how will the kids know it was a different time?
Without sepia, without Polaroids... how will the kids know it was a different time?
Everything is annoying and I hate half of it.
November 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Everything is annoying and I hate half of it.
Just getting around to watching KAOS.
It's pretty fun. Looks great.
It's pretty fun. Looks great.
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Just getting around to watching KAOS.
It's pretty fun. Looks great.
It's pretty fun. Looks great.
Redvines and Mr Pibb equals crazy delicious
November 21, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Redvines and Mr Pibb equals crazy delicious
Friday morning, I had to get up super early and I was kinda sleepwalking through the shower process and I recall writing two verses and the chorus of a parody of Tupac's Still Ballin' from the perspective of a baby: Still Bawlin'
Can't remember any of it, I just remember thinking it was truly great
Can't remember any of it, I just remember thinking it was truly great
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Friday morning, I had to get up super early and I was kinda sleepwalking through the shower process and I recall writing two verses and the chorus of a parody of Tupac's Still Ballin' from the perspective of a baby: Still Bawlin'
Can't remember any of it, I just remember thinking it was truly great
Can't remember any of it, I just remember thinking it was truly great
Why can't this guy pronounce the word "Iron"?
November 16, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Why can't this guy pronounce the word "Iron"?
I hope they paid Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield so much to do this terrible pre-fight stuff that they lose money on the promotion
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I hope they paid Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield so much to do this terrible pre-fight stuff that they lose money on the promotion