dammitjoe❓
@osephj.bsky.social
Trivia host. Karaoke nightmare. Free trial enthusiast. (he/him)
Damn boy are you sweepstakes because many are entering and few are winning
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Damn boy are you sweepstakes because many are entering and few are winning
I hate a bitch with an "out for lunch" auto email reply. Babe, we're not handling nuclear launch codes. Go eat your sandwich and get back to me whenever.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I hate a bitch with an "out for lunch" auto email reply. Babe, we're not handling nuclear launch codes. Go eat your sandwich and get back to me whenever.
Step one: Receive text
Step two: Fuckin text me back
Step two: Fuckin text me back
October 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Step one: Receive text
Step two: Fuckin text me back
Step two: Fuckin text me back
First they came for Cracker Barrel, and I said nothing, because I was not a cracker.
August 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
First they came for Cracker Barrel, and I said nothing, because I was not a cracker.
"My son can't be gay, he's obsessed with women."
The women:
The women:
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"My son can't be gay, he's obsessed with women."
The women:
The women:
Just told my 10yo daughter about #OzzyOsbourne. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ozzkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
July 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Just told my 10yo daughter about #OzzyOsbourne. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ozzkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
June 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why is everyone getting sushi at 630pm on a Wednesday 😮💨
May 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Why is everyone getting sushi at 630pm on a Wednesday 😮💨
I know why the caged bird goons
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I know why the caged bird goons
Rachel Bloom walked so Beyoncé could run
May 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Rachel Bloom walked so Beyoncé could run
The only conclave I care about
May 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The only conclave I care about
Why does my mother in law have a fuckin possum in the house 💀
April 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Why does my mother in law have a fuckin possum in the house 💀
CC this, BCC that, how bout you let me CC them DDs 👀
April 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
CC this, BCC that, how bout you let me CC them DDs 👀
Don't ask me to babysit or I'll let your kids play here
April 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Don't ask me to babysit or I'll let your kids play here
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Me when Blink 182 plays on the local classic rock station
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Me when Blink 182 plays on the local classic rock station
He's a 10 but he used that shitty studio Ghibli AI generator
April 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He's a 10 but he used that shitty studio Ghibli AI generator
Goodbye Earl son or Bye Felicia daughter
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Goodbye Earl son or Bye Felicia daughter
Lisa Kudrow will return as Valerie Cherish in Avengers: Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Lisa Kudrow will return as Valerie Cherish in Avengers: Doomsday
BookOff haul for the day
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BookOff haul for the day
Pug sitting is going great
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pug sitting is going great