i often think about how the us could have been an early leader on solar power. but it turns out all that capitalist stuff about the spirit of innovation and better ideas winning was bullshit. they’ll protect their dying and dirty industry at any cost so long as obsolescence can still make a dime

I had to wait a full day to see these jokes.

Ken explodes in 5..4..3..

That didn't work out.

Court of appeal has apparently reduced the bond to $175MM. "nevermind!" - Emily Litella

JDR! JDR! JDR!

The only thing on my early Christmas list

Aaaah! AT&T is not to be trusted and that FirstNet is a bit of a scam. Gotcha! I already knew the first part

T-Mobile and Verizon stated that their systems were operating normally and that reports of failure s on their networks were most likely that they were trying to connect with AT& T customers. AT&T on the other hand is having massive problems nationwide.

It's when you don't have a window.

COTD

Trump: "Don't give me your money"

Hahahaha, riiiiiight.

Keeshond? I used to say that "I had a dog named Bear that looked like a fox."

it's a big reason the school voucher push has been non-stop in some form for decades. private schools want state-funded tax credits without the pesky requirement to teach to a public curriculum available to all students

i've yet to see a single school voucher proposal that wasn't bigotry-as-policy

Galactica dropping through the atmosphere so it could launch fighters and then hitting the FTL right before it crashes. #AwesomeTV

My favorite was the age where the parties involved laser tag with Darude's Sandsorm blasting. Those kids didn't stand a chance.

Hey Bluesky! Did you know that Van Halen requested the removal of brown M&Ms to be certain.... 😭

Stupid and wealthy should make her client of the year.