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Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat...
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I know a concrete wall is a bit different to an advertising hoarding - which I'm led to believe are supposed to collapse on contact - but I couldn't help but think of what happened to Billy Vigar very recently when I heard they were moving the boards as close to the pitch as possible.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I know a concrete wall is a bit different to an advertising hoarding - which I'm led to believe are supposed to collapse on contact - but I couldn't help but think of what happened to Billy Vigar very recently when I heard they were moving the boards as close to the pitch as possible.
When were we civilised and fair?
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
When were we civilised and fair?
Too right, mate. Spot on.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Too right, mate. Spot on.
It's his house, you're a polter-guest, not a poltergeist!
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It's his house, you're a polter-guest, not a poltergeist!
I can say what I mean, but I can't understand the replies. The best thing I know how to say well is "Hello, I am sorry. I speak a little French, but I do not understand when other people speak it. Do you speak English?" 😂
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I can say what I mean, but I can't understand the replies. The best thing I know how to say well is "Hello, I am sorry. I speak a little French, but I do not understand when other people speak it. Do you speak English?" 😂
I've been told that my pronunciation is excellent, but my vocabulary is poor. If I know what I intend to say, I can do it well, but I often need to take a circuitous route to get there.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've been told that my pronunciation is excellent, but my vocabulary is poor. If I know what I intend to say, I can do it well, but I often need to take a circuitous route to get there.
Gender is a performance, and mine is a performance.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Gender is a performance, and mine is a performance.
"ooh, I'm working class and use slang, make a series about me". BORING.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"ooh, I'm working class and use slang, make a series about me". BORING.
We're here for dragons and puppies, Duncan. I don't know why anyone would be interested in your family.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We're here for dragons and puppies, Duncan. I don't know why anyone would be interested in your family.
I don't understand how that would work. I am always the most interesting person in any given conversation, and I shouldn't be interrupted.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't understand how that would work. I am always the most interesting person in any given conversation, and I shouldn't be interrupted.
Buddy, if you want to impress me, you could make up that you wrote for Riffttrax. Any working bum could have made up shit for The Wire.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Buddy, if you want to impress me, you could make up that you wrote for Riffttrax. Any working bum could have made up shit for The Wire.
Who was it that said that humour lives in silence?
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Who was it that said that humour lives in silence?
I speak French well, but I'm far from fluent. When I was in France, they were lovely when I spoke French, even when they replied in English because they knew I was not French. When I didn't know what to say, and spoke in English first, I was not as well-received.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I speak French well, but I'm far from fluent. When I was in France, they were lovely when I spoke French, even when they replied in English because they knew I was not French. When I didn't know what to say, and spoke in English first, I was not as well-received.
Martinelli playing would have taken Trossard out, which I don't think would have helped us today. I'd argue that Ødegaard missing was more impactful.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Martinelli playing would have taken Trossard out, which I don't think would have helped us today. I'd argue that Ødegaard missing was more impactful.
Thank you. I'm not au fait with screenwriting parlance, and the drivel that my search engine of choice presents these days was not helpful.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Thank you. I'm not au fait with screenwriting parlance, and the drivel that my search engine of choice presents these days was not helpful.
I've fallen for this trap before. Not again, Swaim. Not again.
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I've fallen for this trap before. Not again, Swaim. Not again.
What is a slugline? Google is not helpful in this.
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What is a slugline? Google is not helpful in this.
Long throws weren't exactly a big thing for us, it's odd that we're considered a team relying on them (rather than free kicks and corners) - moving the hoardings closer to the pitch is a terrifically worrying option that I hope doesn't catch on, as that's putting players in jeopardy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Long throws weren't exactly a big thing for us, it's odd that we're considered a team relying on them (rather than free kicks and corners) - moving the hoardings closer to the pitch is a terrifically worrying option that I hope doesn't catch on, as that's putting players in jeopardy.