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Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat...

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ♥️𝖆 𝖋 𝖈 🤍
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Only forgivable for Movember. The rest of the year, you need a 'tache at least as solid as mine to get away with it ("it" being "having a moustache", not "being a nonce".)
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Looks like he wrote that after a long "COBRA meeting"...
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I was so mad that Topman had a "BALTIMORE ⭐ NORTH DAKOTA" T-shirt for sale, that I emailed the mayor of Baltimore to remedy the situation. She did not reply, and I blame this entirely for the damage to British-American relations in the preceding years.

At least I can say that I did not sit idly by.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Got the wrong racist Prague team in that other post. It was Sparta Prague who booed Rangers because their fans were banned from the stadium for being racist. It was Slavia Prague who wouldn't take the knee against racism against us in 2021.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That looks nothing like Merino. He looks like this:
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm ostensibly heterosexual, but I feel a very warm and fuzzy way about gorgeous men in cardigans. I fucking love cardigans.
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Gary Neville on USA!? There's no escape!
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I know y'all like cats, but this wee arsehole stole my seat in the pub, and had absolutely zero shame about it. Kicked my wife's jacket as well. Adorable bastard.
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I would like to learn about your tattoos. I have a sick tattoo myself.
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
With an oversized head, like a Corinthians mini-figure, ideally.
October 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM