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Oryx
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250 followers 21 following 35 posts
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what if men had a different hole for jizz
November 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
oryxlikesrocks.bsky.social
i be slappin my willy around silly style
November 25, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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penis? what about pennot
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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peanut butter is like if peanuts jizzed
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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'rating each country from mine and my boyfriends holidays' ew ew EWWW
November 23, 2024 at 8:38 PM
oryxlikesrocks.bsky.social
this is endearing for the irish btw they do this out of love
leastactionhero.bsky.social Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · Nov 22
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket. Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's" Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
oryxlikesrocks.bsky.social
i just want to be powerless for one night is that too much to ask
November 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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oh frick too many people are following me without me knowing wtf is going on pls comment if you would like me to follow u back 🫶
November 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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how does this place do with tummy pics?!
picture of me, blonde fringe and black short shaggy hair - with my jumper lifted to show my stomach
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
oryxlikesrocks.bsky.social
what if my penis was sentient
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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hyena posting
August 20, 2023 at 6:55 PM
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with a fresh account on a new social media... I can finally admit that I like boobs
August 12, 2023 at 10:12 AM