Orrery Golden, Professional Storyteller
orrerygolden.bsky.social
Orrery Golden, Professional Storyteller
@orrerygolden.bsky.social
Elder fat estranged queer trans autistic furry occultist living a post-IT career as a professional storyteller in multiple media.
Patreon: https://patreon.com/orrerygolden
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A few south of 200 nights, mostly because I farted around a lot.
Not done yet. I have 32 Fear without God Mode to beat, and whenever they add the equivalent of Hell Mode I'll have _that_ to tackle. And somehow I haven't beaten Eris enough.

May time flow freely forth.

#Hades2 #HadesII
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I just checked my ballot -- mine's been processed -- and while I was there I let myself have a little looksy-daisy and maybe even feel a little hope?
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Futura from Metropolis all day every day.
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
So at this level, Sea Star just seems to produce double-strength rewards. I bought out Tartarus -- double-pom, double-heart -- and neither time did i hear from Uncle Barnacle. Either those don't qualify as major or they just doubled and I didn't notice.
#Hades2
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hey @acluwa.bsky.social @aclu.org Surely this modal banner on hud.gov violates some kind of law on government neutrality, doesn't it? Somebody needs to lose their job over this.
September 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What's your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So @johnhpohara.bsky.social drew this and I don't think I've been more seen in a sketch.
September 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
True story. When the players went to leave after game, one of them called out, "hey, was this tree here when we arrived?"

My skein, I assure you it was not. It had previously been upright about ten feet to the left of the frame.

Thankfully no-one was hurt, but it was quite the discovery.
September 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hey @developers.google.com , how's that "synthetic-smart-box" project going? You guys doing okay over there?
September 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM