Orphan_Devour
@orphandevour.bsky.social
29 but feels 90. Lady. Stronk arms. Crazy. Lady liker, and reader of yaoi. Monsters are rad.
A way to summon a scarier cryptid than Bloody Mary.
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
A way to summon a scarier cryptid than Bloody Mary.
They DO. But they're also how I climb trees....
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They DO. But they're also how I climb trees....
It's fine to have an opinion, I guess.
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's fine to have an opinion, I guess.
We ALSO enjoy cheese stuffed hot dogs! That's. I'm so pleased.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We ALSO enjoy cheese stuffed hot dogs! That's. I'm so pleased.
We've been taught time and time again that she GETS THE JOB DONE.
She is the most reasonable character to consider a favorite. She's killing it, and by it, it's "them all."
She is the most reasonable character to consider a favorite. She's killing it, and by it, it's "them all."
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
We've been taught time and time again that she GETS THE JOB DONE.
She is the most reasonable character to consider a favorite. She's killing it, and by it, it's "them all."
She is the most reasonable character to consider a favorite. She's killing it, and by it, it's "them all."
See? Perfect hell for this jackass.
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
See? Perfect hell for this jackass.
Bitter chocolate and mint was supposed to be there anyway. I see this being decent.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bitter chocolate and mint was supposed to be there anyway. I see this being decent.
As the pantheon intended
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
As the pantheon intended
I was a barista and later a shift around 2013-2016. I made the mistake of returning in 2025.
Oh my god. It was a triple nosedive.
"This will be an easy job in between jobs." No; actually.
Oh my god. It was a triple nosedive.
"This will be an easy job in between jobs." No; actually.
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I was a barista and later a shift around 2013-2016. I made the mistake of returning in 2025.
Oh my god. It was a triple nosedive.
"This will be an easy job in between jobs." No; actually.
Oh my god. It was a triple nosedive.
"This will be an easy job in between jobs." No; actually.
That's. That's inspired.
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That's. That's inspired.
Neon Alastor, my beloved!
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Neon Alastor, my beloved!
"...that son of duck left me on read!"
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"...that son of duck left me on read!"
The wicked books were frigging AMAZING, though.
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The wicked books were frigging AMAZING, though.
That's grate.
(Buh dum tiss)
(Buh dum tiss)
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
That's grate.
(Buh dum tiss)
(Buh dum tiss)
He's what every gigolo aspires to be, kinda.
Which is awesome because this whole past season was "Rosie is his sugar mama, actually, not his super bestie."
Which is awesome because this whole past season was "Rosie is his sugar mama, actually, not his super bestie."
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
He's what every gigolo aspires to be, kinda.
Which is awesome because this whole past season was "Rosie is his sugar mama, actually, not his super bestie."
Which is awesome because this whole past season was "Rosie is his sugar mama, actually, not his super bestie."