How I feel when I show teef

You must be souping incorrectly because I dumped a packet of fideo in Tom Yum lastnight and saw the face of the soup god. You gotta make that thing eat like a meal! Plus it usually means accoutrements like bread/tortillas/crackers/chips. If I had that for lunch I'd need a damn nap in my rocker.

Real toothy. Territorial af. Prolly gonna scar someone for (after)life.

Sure. The hardware is included. The allegations of oral fixation? Unanswered and scoffed at.

I mean, technically failed me/us all.

I was supposed to post this yesterday and say something about how Alastor probably returned it out of spite lol

Everyone was a jerk at work when I wore them for Halloween, but tbf, we are in the middle of nowhere.

Towel thrown

🐔 🫕🥧

Front facing angel is my sleep paralysis demon