Anxious Octopus 🐙
@oroligtoctopus.bsky.social
A half-angel, half-tart. Philly exile in Raleigh, NC. Cephalopod enthusiast. Jewish mother. Supply chain manager. TikTok hater. TERF hater. Racist hater. Entirely intolerant of MAGA. Philly sports lover. Bites when provoked. @oroligtoctopus everywhere
I am *not* a conspiracy theorist, but both of them (Elmo and the Orange Bastard) are just psychopathic enough to do this.
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am *not* a conspiracy theorist, but both of them (Elmo and the Orange Bastard) are just psychopathic enough to do this.
Our fuzzy, orange bastard KNOWS.
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Our fuzzy, orange bastard KNOWS.
North Carolina Governor Josh Stein.
January 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
North Carolina Governor Josh Stein.
We are not doing this.
November 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
We are not doing this.
I *need* this one, though. The birdies. I need the birdies.
November 24, 2024 at 5:40 AM
I *need* this one, though. The birdies. I need the birdies.
Will be here on Monday.
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Will be here on Monday.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 12, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.