Anxious Octopus 🐙
@oroligtoctopus.bsky.social
A half-angel, half-tart. Philly exile in Raleigh, NC. Cephalopod enthusiast. Jewish mother. Supply chain manager. TikTok hater. TERF hater. Racist hater. Entirely intolerant of MAGA. Philly sports lover. Bites when provoked. @oroligtoctopus everywhere
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OJ ran for 2000 too 👀 he probably had dinner with a president too, probably the same one
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
OJ ran for 2000 too 👀 he probably had dinner with a president too, probably the same one
I'm trying really hard to keep this timeline a little more upbeat and a little less sweary than the other. This is probably why I don't post very often here.
I need kitties. And pills.
I need kitties. And pills.
February 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm trying really hard to keep this timeline a little more upbeat and a little less sweary than the other. This is probably why I don't post very often here.
I need kitties. And pills.
I need kitties. And pills.
I am *not* a conspiracy theorist, but both of them (Elmo and the Orange Bastard) are just psychopathic enough to do this.
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am *not* a conspiracy theorist, but both of them (Elmo and the Orange Bastard) are just psychopathic enough to do this.
Thinking about home right now. Spent a reasonable amount of time in NE Philly as a kiddo. This is heart breaking on many levels.
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thinking about home right now. Spent a reasonable amount of time in NE Philly as a kiddo. This is heart breaking on many levels.
I won't lay the blame entirely at the tiny feet of Orange Foolius. No. The blood of any casualties will not only be on the very small hands of the Dear Orange Leader but on the voters who put him in office.
This will be the rule moving forward, too.
This will be the rule moving forward, too.
January 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I won't lay the blame entirely at the tiny feet of Orange Foolius. No. The blood of any casualties will not only be on the very small hands of the Dear Orange Leader but on the voters who put him in office.
This will be the rule moving forward, too.
This will be the rule moving forward, too.
Dilemma: In 2023, sprog and I went home to watch the Super Bowl. We all know how that turned out. In 2018, we stayed here.
Sprog is begging to go home for this year, but I'm too superstitious to do that. Also, walking through PHL the day after LVII was unbearably sad.
Sprog is begging to go home for this year, but I'm too superstitious to do that. Also, walking through PHL the day after LVII was unbearably sad.
January 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dilemma: In 2023, sprog and I went home to watch the Super Bowl. We all know how that turned out. In 2018, we stayed here.
Sprog is begging to go home for this year, but I'm too superstitious to do that. Also, walking through PHL the day after LVII was unbearably sad.
Sprog is begging to go home for this year, but I'm too superstitious to do that. Also, walking through PHL the day after LVII was unbearably sad.
Super Bowl bound!!!!! Go birds!!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Super Bowl bound!!!!! Go birds!!!!!
Yeah, if I were at the game, this would be the point where my stepfather would be dragging us to the car.
Me: I don't want to leave yet!
Him: Game's over. It's done. Let's beat traffic.
Fly Eagles FLYYYYYYYYYY
Me: I don't want to leave yet!
Him: Game's over. It's done. Let's beat traffic.
Fly Eagles FLYYYYYYYYYY
January 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yeah, if I were at the game, this would be the point where my stepfather would be dragging us to the car.
Me: I don't want to leave yet!
Him: Game's over. It's done. Let's beat traffic.
Fly Eagles FLYYYYYYYYYY
Me: I don't want to leave yet!
Him: Game's over. It's done. Let's beat traffic.
Fly Eagles FLYYYYYYYYYY
Look at Howie smile. Go. Birds.
January 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Look at Howie smile. Go. Birds.
Gutted.
Thank you for your kindness and your service, Representative John. May your memory be a blessing, and your family soon find comfort.
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
Thank you for your kindness and your service, Representative John. May your memory be a blessing, and your family soon find comfort.
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
NC Rep. Joe John, who served in state judicial, administrative and legislative roles, dies after battle with cancer
John, who was 85, served on the state Superior Court and Court of Appeals, ran the state Department of Motor Vehicles and state crime lab before winning his first term in the state House in 2016.
www.wral.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Gutted.
Thank you for your kindness and your service, Representative John. May your memory be a blessing, and your family soon find comfort.
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
Thank you for your kindness and your service, Representative John. May your memory be a blessing, and your family soon find comfort.
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
Our fuzzy, orange bastard KNOWS.
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Our fuzzy, orange bastard KNOWS.
A college kid, anywhere: Free Palestine!
The ADL: Why, you antisemitic $%&@! How dare you!?
Elmo: :throws an N@zi gesture:
The ADL: Now, now, everyone calm down. We must extend grace.
Greenblatt et cie are the worst. The lowest of the low. The slimiest of the slime. Nary a redeeming quality.
The ADL: Why, you antisemitic $%&@! How dare you!?
Elmo: :throws an N@zi gesture:
The ADL: Now, now, everyone calm down. We must extend grace.
Greenblatt et cie are the worst. The lowest of the low. The slimiest of the slime. Nary a redeeming quality.
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A college kid, anywhere: Free Palestine!
The ADL: Why, you antisemitic $%&@! How dare you!?
Elmo: :throws an N@zi gesture:
The ADL: Now, now, everyone calm down. We must extend grace.
Greenblatt et cie are the worst. The lowest of the low. The slimiest of the slime. Nary a redeeming quality.
The ADL: Why, you antisemitic $%&@! How dare you!?
Elmo: :throws an N@zi gesture:
The ADL: Now, now, everyone calm down. We must extend grace.
Greenblatt et cie are the worst. The lowest of the low. The slimiest of the slime. Nary a redeeming quality.
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Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
Oh, this is so sad. Representative John has served our district for the past nine years. He is a lovely man and a phenomenal public servant. Sending his family and him the warmest wishes and comfort at this time.
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
NC Rep. Joe John of Raleigh, facing terminal cancer diagnosis, resigns from state legislature
North Carolina Rep. Joe John, who has had a long career of public service, announced his resignation from the state legislature. He said he has terminal cancer.
www.wral.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh, this is so sad. Representative John has served our district for the past nine years. He is a lovely man and a phenomenal public servant. Sending his family and him the warmest wishes and comfort at this time.
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...
May Cecile Richards' memory be a blessing, and may her family, loved ones, and friends find comfort.
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
May Cecile Richards' memory be a blessing, and may her family, loved ones, and friends find comfort.
Actively avoiding anything to do with today. Against my will, I discovered that Princess Ivanka is doing her best to ruin Bottle Green. I think not. I'm NOT surrendering Bottle Green to anyone. I was here first. I'm louder and meaner, and I carry a stick.
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Actively avoiding anything to do with today. Against my will, I discovered that Princess Ivanka is doing her best to ruin Bottle Green. I think not. I'm NOT surrendering Bottle Green to anyone. I was here first. I'm louder and meaner, and I carry a stick.
Oh, a Sex And The City Marathon on HBO. What an excellent way to avoid reality today.
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh, a Sex And The City Marathon on HBO. What an excellent way to avoid reality today.
Feeling divisive and snarky this evening. Can't imagine why.
January 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Feeling divisive and snarky this evening. Can't imagine why.
Fly Eagles Flyyyyyy!
January 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fly Eagles Flyyyyyy!
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Anyone around Ashville who can help?
URGENT: Emergency foster needed for abandoned/verbally abused senior cat. Got a call from a landlord yesterday. She'll be evicted in 24-48 hours. We don’t know her name. If you can foster, please fill out this app. Basic supplies (food, litter, vet etc.) provided. www.shelterluv.com/matchme/fost...
January 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Anyone around Ashville who can help?
How did I not know about the Walmes Wirkin? Not remotely interested in it (I think Birkins are tragically ugly), but the name is faboosh.
January 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
How did I not know about the Walmes Wirkin? Not remotely interested in it (I think Birkins are tragically ugly), but the name is faboosh.
North Carolina Governor Josh Stein.
January 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
North Carolina Governor Josh Stein.
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Happy New Year!
