Orion, Emperor of Evil
@orion-derogatory.bsky.social
- Thoroughly rotten with ADHD and unfettered internet access
- Avid One Piece fanatic and Fighting Game addict
- Competitively ranked silly lil guy
- Generative AI fans kindly fuck off
- Avid One Piece fanatic and Fighting Game addict
- Competitively ranked silly lil guy
- Generative AI fans kindly fuck off
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Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today we celebrate Him
Current mental state:
April 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Current mental state:
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In the sixth episode of Kamen Rider Black, Golgom kidnaps artists and turns them into psychics and then sends them to rival computer companies to steal and delete blueprints with their minds. This is resolved by Kamen Rider fighting a mutant eagle monster.
April 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In the sixth episode of Kamen Rider Black, Golgom kidnaps artists and turns them into psychics and then sends them to rival computer companies to steal and delete blueprints with their minds. This is resolved by Kamen Rider fighting a mutant eagle monster.
Have no fear, mecha heads! I have examined 10 minutes of the new gundam series and it’s just as gay as every other mecha anime ever made
April 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Have no fear, mecha heads! I have examined 10 minutes of the new gundam series and it’s just as gay as every other mecha anime ever made
Donkey Kong wearing pants in the new game implies that he’s always had the option and has just chosen not to all these years
April 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Donkey Kong wearing pants in the new game implies that he’s always had the option and has just chosen not to all these years
First one to fall asleep at the sleepover wakes up in the car seat headrest mpreg tunnel
March 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
First one to fall asleep at the sleepover wakes up in the car seat headrest mpreg tunnel
“Hehe I know”-those who know
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“Hehe I know”-those who know
boysleep!!!
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
boysleep!!!
He’s got it in all the right places (strapped to a table in my evil lair while an industrial strength laser slowly moves closer to him)
March 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
He’s got it in all the right places (strapped to a table in my evil lair while an industrial strength laser slowly moves closer to him)
Gangly is such a good word for it. Like damn, this shit do be ganglin
March 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Gangly is such a good word for it. Like damn, this shit do be ganglin
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whatever. go my duck
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
whatever. go my duck
This is the one week where I can say I love Saint Qilingam’s vibe and general goofy demeanor, cause I know as soon as the next chapter of One Piece comes out he’s gonna commit unspeakable acts, engage in human trafficking, hunt children down for sport, etc.
February 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is the one week where I can say I love Saint Qilingam’s vibe and general goofy demeanor, cause I know as soon as the next chapter of One Piece comes out he’s gonna commit unspeakable acts, engage in human trafficking, hunt children down for sport, etc.
Can COTW beta matchmaking give me some slightly less fatal fury while I figure out how this Kain guy works?
February 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Can COTW beta matchmaking give me some slightly less fatal fury while I figure out how this Kain guy works?
So are we just never gonna find out what they were teasing about Ronaldo and fatal fury?
February 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So are we just never gonna find out what they were teasing about Ronaldo and fatal fury?
It’s legitimately criminal how bad every aspect of the city of the wolves beta that isn’t the actual gameplay is. Wanna invite your friends to a room? Good luck the UI is dogshit. Wanna learn how to play your character? Oops, the mechanics are all hard as fuck and you can’t practice anything
February 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s legitimately criminal how bad every aspect of the city of the wolves beta that isn’t the actual gameplay is. Wanna invite your friends to a room? Good luck the UI is dogshit. Wanna learn how to play your character? Oops, the mechanics are all hard as fuck and you can’t practice anything
This cardboard… corrugated you say? Mmm quite scrumptious. I must have another at once.
January 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This cardboard… corrugated you say? Mmm quite scrumptious. I must have another at once.
Mai looking sick as fuck in sf6 was not in my predictions, but holy hell
January 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Mai looking sick as fuck in sf6 was not in my predictions, but holy hell
Something abt one piece that doesn’t get nearly enough attention is that in Blackbeard’s first appearance, he ordered 50 whole cherry pies to go, walked outside, sat down in the middle of the street, and ate all of them
January 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Something abt one piece that doesn’t get nearly enough attention is that in Blackbeard’s first appearance, he ordered 50 whole cherry pies to go, walked outside, sat down in the middle of the street, and ate all of them
You will run, he will drive rush
You will block, he will not
You will block, he will not
December 30, 2024 at 5:29 PM
You will run, he will drive rush
You will block, he will not
You will block, he will not
It is one of life’s greatest cruelties that as you grow older, doctors will stick you with things and then not give you spider-man bandaids
December 30, 2024 at 4:21 AM
It is one of life’s greatest cruelties that as you grow older, doctors will stick you with things and then not give you spider-man bandaids
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the stranger who broke into your house to rob you came early this year! 🎅 check me out on a v special christmas ep of BITCHERTON wherever you get your podcasts
December 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
the stranger who broke into your house to rob you came early this year! 🎅 check me out on a v special christmas ep of BITCHERTON wherever you get your podcasts
When you fuck up the vibes in your polycule, you have to stand trial before a jury of your queers
December 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
When you fuck up the vibes in your polycule, you have to stand trial before a jury of your queers