Fuckjitsu Expert
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Dogs, carpentry, and bad opinions.
yeah, the only fix to the housing crisis is more people and materials to build housing. I was a journalist and realized that housing was more important and so I became a builder. It’s that simple.
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
yeah, the only fix to the housing crisis is more people and materials to build housing. I was a journalist and realized that housing was more important and so I became a builder. It’s that simple.
Is there any realistic scenario that we make it through the next four years without significant political violence?
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Is there any realistic scenario that we make it through the next four years without significant political violence?
So wild to hear “worse than they expected” like how bad did you think it would be you dipshits
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
So wild to hear “worse than they expected” like how bad did you think it would be you dipshits
Imagine stealing from harbor freight to commit another crime 😊
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Imagine stealing from harbor freight to commit another crime 😊
But what if I just want to wrap my phone in aluminum foil for fun?
January 29, 2026 at 12:13 AM
But what if I just want to wrap my phone in aluminum foil for fun?
I will be reviewing legislation within six months. The legislation is ready to be passed within six months. We will sign it into law within six months.
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I will be reviewing legislation within six months. The legislation is ready to be passed within six months. We will sign it into law within six months.
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Literally just two years of absolutely relentless trials. Total house-cleaning of the billionaire and shareholder class.
January 28, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Literally just two years of absolutely relentless trials. Total house-cleaning of the billionaire and shareholder class.
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Estate sale: ... handgun, only fired once ...
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Estate sale: ... handgun, only fired once ...
It’s a very scary and rude awakening for them to realize how grossly they misjudged their opponents
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
It’s a very scary and rude awakening for them to realize how grossly they misjudged their opponents
This kind of lines up with the right wing’s extremely inaccurate idea that they are the only people who spend any time around firearms. we shouldn’t have any regulation around them because those silly leftists don’t have any.
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This kind of lines up with the right wing’s extremely inaccurate idea that they are the only people who spend any time around firearms. we shouldn’t have any regulation around them because those silly leftists don’t have any.
It rhymes with ”dill by elf”
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
It rhymes with ”dill by elf”
Now do one on bull fighting in Spain
January 27, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Now do one on bull fighting in Spain
this is so wild to me because I spent six years in the National Guard and while we weren’t useless, there’s definitely an overblown and sense of importance in the reserve components. But we would never talk about this shit like going into fucking battle. Jesus wept
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
this is so wild to me because I spent six years in the National Guard and while we weren’t useless, there’s definitely an overblown and sense of importance in the reserve components. But we would never talk about this shit like going into fucking battle. Jesus wept
lol into battle? With who a mom driving her kids to school??
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
lol into battle? With who a mom driving her kids to school??
I feel like Conan is more than man for this particular moment
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I feel like Conan is more than man for this particular moment
Look how happy they are. It’s so rare to see people enjoying their job.
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Look how happy they are. It’s so rare to see people enjoying their job.
Yeah, I love the idea of a bounce house just spontaneously growing from the ground
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Yeah, I love the idea of a bounce house just spontaneously growing from the ground
Go back to twitter
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Go back to twitter