Kat 🪐
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didn’t realize how much of magic the gathering is drinking and then going “can I see that” after someone plays a card and then trying to read it while being kinda drunk and failing to comprehend it but holding onto the card for a bit longer to save face
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
didn’t realize how much of magic the gathering is drinking and then going “can I see that” after someone plays a card and then trying to read it while being kinda drunk and failing to comprehend it but holding onto the card for a bit longer to save face
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Warring inside my head now for dominance:
1. constant anxiety about the state of the world
2. Upcoming holiday work weeks worries
3. Jeff the Land Shark singing the Marvel Rivals theme.
1. constant anxiety about the state of the world
2. Upcoming holiday work weeks worries
3. Jeff the Land Shark singing the Marvel Rivals theme.
December 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Warring inside my head now for dominance:
1. constant anxiety about the state of the world
2. Upcoming holiday work weeks worries
3. Jeff the Land Shark singing the Marvel Rivals theme.
1. constant anxiety about the state of the world
2. Upcoming holiday work weeks worries
3. Jeff the Land Shark singing the Marvel Rivals theme.
I’ve never watched a TV show as creative as Arcane. By that I mean the writers have inflicted emotional wounds I didn’t know I had the capacity to feel.
November 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I’ve never watched a TV show as creative as Arcane. By that I mean the writers have inflicted emotional wounds I didn’t know I had the capacity to feel.
I miss when Spotify playlists were curated by actual people. They picked songs that gave you that same FEELING. Now AI just picks songs that sound exactly the same.
November 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I miss when Spotify playlists were curated by actual people. They picked songs that gave you that same FEELING. Now AI just picks songs that sound exactly the same.
The stress response deodorant having a permanent place on my work desk is telling of the headache I’m going to have by 3pm
October 6, 2024 at 3:13 PM
The stress response deodorant having a permanent place on my work desk is telling of the headache I’m going to have by 3pm
Finally stop self-sabotaging and my body is like - AUTOBOTS, ASSEMBLE! kill her thyroid for funsies
October 6, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Finally stop self-sabotaging and my body is like - AUTOBOTS, ASSEMBLE! kill her thyroid for funsies
Trust consistent patterns of action, not empty apologies. The people that truly love you will make sure you absolutely know it, undeniably.
August 25, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Trust consistent patterns of action, not empty apologies. The people that truly love you will make sure you absolutely know it, undeniably.
forest daddy (hozier) today! 🙏🏼 it’s going to be HOLY
August 7, 2024 at 12:34 PM
forest daddy (hozier) today! 🙏🏼 it’s going to be HOLY
Chapstick lesbian this, lipstick lesbian that. Where are my Where’s Waldo lesbians!?
July 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Chapstick lesbian this, lipstick lesbian that. Where are my Where’s Waldo lesbians!?
If your entire gameplay experience in Elden Ring is just invading new players for fun you’re the fucking worst and I hope you stub your TOE
July 14, 2024 at 9:33 PM
If your entire gameplay experience in Elden Ring is just invading new players for fun you’re the fucking worst and I hope you stub your TOE
Spotify algorithm is amazing until it plays Wish on an Eyelash by Mallrat after every FUCKING SONG LIKE WHY???!?
July 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Spotify algorithm is amazing until it plays Wish on an Eyelash by Mallrat after every FUCKING SONG LIKE WHY???!?
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Reposted by Kat 🪐
Stop: making live action adaptations of cartoons
Start: defaulting to animated adaptations of novels
Start: defaulting to animated adaptations of novels
July 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Stop: making live action adaptations of cartoons
Start: defaulting to animated adaptations of novels
Start: defaulting to animated adaptations of novels
The funniest part of my grief so far has been my absolute inability to count the months since my dad passed correctly and just saying it’s been 6 months every 23rd. Does time not move when you’re grieving or do I suck at math? (The latter)
November 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
The funniest part of my grief so far has been my absolute inability to count the months since my dad passed correctly and just saying it’s been 6 months every 23rd. Does time not move when you’re grieving or do I suck at math? (The latter)
Pro tip: don’t sell your Funko Pops to make room when moving, make room for the Funko Pops. The boxes are lighter, save your back 🙏🏼 ✨follow for more health inspiration ✨
November 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Pro tip: don’t sell your Funko Pops to make room when moving, make room for the Funko Pops. The boxes are lighter, save your back 🙏🏼 ✨follow for more health inspiration ✨
WHATEVER FUCKHEADS ARE STARTING THOSE “use this sound or 10 years bad luck” TikTok TRENDS…PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, I FINALLY ESCAPED THE CONSTANT ANXIETY OF MY GENERATION’S CHAIN LETTER EMAILS I CANNOT GO THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN
November 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
WHATEVER FUCKHEADS ARE STARTING THOSE “use this sound or 10 years bad luck” TikTok TRENDS…PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, I FINALLY ESCAPED THE CONSTANT ANXIETY OF MY GENERATION’S CHAIN LETTER EMAILS I CANNOT GO THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN
Your unwell mind, if given the opportunity, will give you endless excuses, infinite distractions and useless blabbering to distract you from what you really want.
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Your unwell mind, if given the opportunity, will give you endless excuses, infinite distractions and useless blabbering to distract you from what you really want.
My villain origin story starts and ends with my bike commute to work. 📖 ✍🏼
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
My villain origin story starts and ends with my bike commute to work. 📖 ✍🏼
People can only meet you at the depth they’ve met themselves.
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
People can only meet you at the depth they’ve met themselves.
“Hurricane with my name” Florence really wrote those lyrics just for me 🥲 (taking this delusion to my grave)
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
“Hurricane with my name” Florence really wrote those lyrics just for me 🥲 (taking this delusion to my grave)
I have the zoomies and want to do fucking everything except what I need to
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I have the zoomies and want to do fucking everything except what I need to
Me waiting for the love of my life to open her eyes across the Atlantic fucking ocean while I’m fighting off the sleep devil for a good morning ✨🤍/ good night ✨🤍 text
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Me waiting for the love of my life to open her eyes across the Atlantic fucking ocean while I’m fighting off the sleep devil for a good morning ✨🤍/ good night ✨🤍 text