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Bilbo
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Hopefully the world’s first astronaut with a maxed osrs account (He/Him)
I’m kinda crashing out that the whole “future funk” craze happened like. 8 years ago. I have a saved youtube video from when I get into it from 2017
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Intentionally inducing psychosis in myself (rereading annihilation)
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Provisional Unit 5 from Evangelion 2.22 in Armored Core 6
October 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
She likes this show she’s checking to see if I’m paying attention
September 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Okay so the wall furniture gets five big booms
August 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Rereading the reze arc…. don’t text……
August 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s hard being a fan of Godzilla or Jurassic Park because when movies come out there’s always negativity coming from either superfans upset at some niche aspect or film critics complaining about the monster movie’s human characters, and it’s like. shall we not just watch the dinos eat the people
July 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yea this was me I was goin crazy mode
A NASA Astronaut on ISS caught this sprite over Mexico and the U.S. this morning.
July 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Have you ever eaten crab around people that don’t eat crab? You feel like a god damned savage
July 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I live here? Oh damn
June 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yesterday I spent a little time figuring out how to improve some of the graphics settings of my GPU and monitor, and was excited to try them out on a game like Helldivers or Elden Ring.

I ended up playing Old School Runescape all night instead
June 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They laughed at me for lanternmaxxing but now that a giant storm has knocked out my power I can only feel pure vindication
June 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I could dodge that actually
Finish 🦊⚔️

Rig by @kielfiggins.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don’t know if this is a hot take but the Trump admin trying to cancel SLS/Artemis/Gateway personally reminds me of how they cancelled Shuttle without having any human rated launch vehicles certified to take people to LEO. I imagine the outcome with this will be similar but with deep space
May 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Got mogged by a sunset yesterday
April 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Did I fucking st-stutter??”
April 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Watching Star Wars for what is my gf’s first viewing last night and I would point at random aliens and tell her “baby did you know his name is Tanta Shlorpo?”. I did this like twelve times
April 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposted by Bilbo
Get it together, kid
March 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
c:
March 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I became an engineer less because of money or anything like that and more because I have a neurotic obsession with understanding how any given thing works on a fundamental level
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Been going to movies a little more lately and in particular the AMC I go to seems like it used to be a bigger location but these days, it’s clearly geared down a lot.

I had been thinking “dang I guess the theater business is bad” but no we’re headed for a recession. No one has disposable income lol
March 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pesto does not try to dodge when I give her forehead kisses like her sister does and for that she is given the Mandate of Heaven
March 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
One of my favorite bits is saying something insane or just a straight up lie and then following it up with “some may say” because then it makes it not a lie, which would be a sin
March 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM