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@orbislame.bsky.social
I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”
Or maybe more like this
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Or maybe more like this
But I really meant it more like this
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
But I really meant it more like this
I just realized how much “Am I wrong?” can come across as this
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just realized how much “Am I wrong?” can come across as this
I was never meant to come home from the alpaca wars. And in a way, I guess I never did. Sure, my body came home, but my mind…my mind is still out there in the spit.
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was never meant to come home from the alpaca wars. And in a way, I guess I never did. Sure, my body came home, but my mind…my mind is still out there in the spit.
I tried that once, about 20 years ago. I dunno about the sexy part but I was oozing with moodiness here. This picture just screams “I have complicated emotions and I write dark poetry about it!” That’s what I hoped, anyway. Obviously, I immediately uploaded it to MySpace.
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I tried that once, about 20 years ago. I dunno about the sexy part but I was oozing with moodiness here. This picture just screams “I have complicated emotions and I write dark poetry about it!” That’s what I hoped, anyway. Obviously, I immediately uploaded it to MySpace.
Behold, your golden calf.
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Behold, your golden calf.
Cops tell you that anything you say could be used in court to convict you and then be like why is he not talking to us?
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Cops tell you that anything you say could be used in court to convict you and then be like why is he not talking to us?
Studies have shown that the placebo effect works even when participants know they are receiving a placebo.
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Studies have shown that the placebo effect works even when participants know they are receiving a placebo.
Han had just been released from his carbonite freezing. The entire time she wore it, he was blind from hibernation sickness.
June 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Han had just been released from his carbonite freezing. The entire time she wore it, he was blind from hibernation sickness.
Weird Al gives comforting, if slightly misogynistic, words to the mother of Bobby Hill and John Mulaney, while riding public transportation on the streets of Metropolis, circa 1988.
June 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Weird Al gives comforting, if slightly misogynistic, words to the mother of Bobby Hill and John Mulaney, while riding public transportation on the streets of Metropolis, circa 1988.
Theory: Severance is secretly a sequel to the movie Brain Donors.
June 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Theory: Severance is secretly a sequel to the movie Brain Donors.
Actually tried to make this image on Grok but it’s awful.
June 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Actually tried to make this image on Grok but it’s awful.
Jk jk The Monster at the End of this Book is an American classic.
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jk jk The Monster at the End of this Book is an American classic.