Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social
I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”
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Llama
@orbislame.bsky.social
· Sep 7
Orbislame | TikTok | Linktree
I make terrible content, mostly llama related for some reason.
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In a moment of weird optimism, I made a Linktree. The intention is to add to it. No promises though.
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Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
Genuine, non-political question: Is Pete Hegseth (the murderer, but again, non-political) the first secretary of defense/war crimes (n.p.) to have tattoos?
Serious, non-political answers only.
Serious, non-political answers only.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Genuine, non-political question: Is Pete Hegseth (the murderer, but again, non-political) the first secretary of defense/war crimes (n.p.) to have tattoos?
Serious, non-political answers only.
Serious, non-political answers only.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Over the last several millennia, human vision has undergone a significant adaptive shift driven by the need to distinguish natural stimuli from increasingly sophisticated artificial ones.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Over the last several millennia, human vision has undergone a significant adaptive shift driven by the need to distinguish natural stimuli from increasingly sophisticated artificial ones.
I know she’s been off the air and out of the spotlight for a while, but Oprah doesn’t get enough credit for unleashing the “Drs.” Oz and Phil on the world.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know she’s been off the air and out of the spotlight for a while, but Oprah doesn’t get enough credit for unleashing the “Drs.” Oz and Phil on the world.
👋🏻
Tool
Metallica
Soundgarden
Blue Oyster Cult
Snoop Dogg
Tool
Metallica
Soundgarden
Blue Oyster Cult
Snoop Dogg
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rush
Iron Maiden
The Struts
Tenacious D
Steel Panther
Rush
Iron Maiden
The Struts
Tenacious D
Steel Panther
Faith No More
Tenacious D
Spinal Tap
John Carpenter
FartBarf
Tenacious D
Spinal Tap
John Carpenter
FartBarf
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
👋🏻
Tool
Metallica
Soundgarden
Blue Oyster Cult
Snoop Dogg
Tool
Metallica
Soundgarden
Blue Oyster Cult
Snoop Dogg
I’m already on leftovers. You ain’t on my level.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m already on leftovers. You ain’t on my level.
And this guy can burn right along with the rest of ‘em.
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And this guy can burn right along with the rest of ‘em.
Wtf is she even talking about? Fifteen is still both illegal and deplorable. Obviously. So wrong, in fact, and the difference between the two so inconsequential, that making this kind of distinction—semantic or otherwise—is in itself morally wrong and deserving of outright condemnation.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wtf is she even talking about? Fifteen is still both illegal and deplorable. Obviously. So wrong, in fact, and the difference between the two so inconsequential, that making this kind of distinction—semantic or otherwise—is in itself morally wrong and deserving of outright condemnation.
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‘He knew about the girls’
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
‘He knew about the girls’
First they laughed
at demotivational posters
and I said nothing
for I was laughing too
Then they laughed
and asked, “is this loss?”
and I did not speak out
for I was also laughing
Then they laughed
only at numbers,
six and seven
and when I looked,
there was no one left around
to not laugh with me
at demotivational posters
and I said nothing
for I was laughing too
Then they laughed
and asked, “is this loss?”
and I did not speak out
for I was also laughing
Then they laughed
only at numbers,
six and seven
and when I looked,
there was no one left around
to not laugh with me
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
First they laughed
at demotivational posters
and I said nothing
for I was laughing too
Then they laughed
and asked, “is this loss?”
and I did not speak out
for I was also laughing
Then they laughed
only at numbers,
six and seven
and when I looked,
there was no one left around
to not laugh with me
at demotivational posters
and I said nothing
for I was laughing too
Then they laughed
and asked, “is this loss?”
and I did not speak out
for I was also laughing
Then they laughed
only at numbers,
six and seven
and when I looked,
there was no one left around
to not laugh with me
I swear there was something I was supposed to remember remember today?
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I swear there was something I was supposed to remember remember today?
Is digital hoarding a thing? I just deleted a bunch of “watch later” playlists off of YouTube, where I had saved in total somewhere between 30 and 35 thousand videos over the last five years.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is digital hoarding a thing? I just deleted a bunch of “watch later” playlists off of YouTube, where I had saved in total somewhere between 30 and 35 thousand videos over the last five years.
Sammy Baugh is my great uncle. I have to mention that every time he gets referenced on TV.
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sammy Baugh is my great uncle. I have to mention that every time he gets referenced on TV.
I was never meant to come home from the alpaca wars. And in a way, I guess I never did. Sure, my body came home, but my mind…my mind is still out there in the spit.
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was never meant to come home from the alpaca wars. And in a way, I guess I never did. Sure, my body came home, but my mind…my mind is still out there in the spit.
I thought this was meant to be a joke, but maybe it’s not. I’m positive the last one is photoshopped. The ex-gang member looks like it might be as well. The former antifa one I’m pretty sure is not photoshopped.
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I thought this was meant to be a joke, but maybe it’s not. I’m positive the last one is photoshopped. The ex-gang member looks like it might be as well. The former antifa one I’m pretty sure is not photoshopped.
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
Would she have used the redwood tree if he wasn’t a Chief? This is what I need to know.
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Would she have used the redwood tree if he wasn’t a Chief? This is what I need to know.
Somebody better show up to the game on Monday with a redwood tree poster.
October 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Somebody better show up to the game on Monday with a redwood tree poster.
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