J: You could suck the life out of me instead.
*DM cracks up*
J: You could suck the life out of me instead.
*DM cracks up*
Me: He has a huge ass?
Me: He has a huge ass?
J: You got it dude, I rolled a 19.
J: You got it dude, I rolled a 19.
J: Not even to get to 69?
J: Not even to get to 69?
K: Put that on a t-shirt.
Me: It’s going on bluesky; close enough.
K: Put that on a t-shirt.
Me: It’s going on bluesky; close enough.
Me: I don’t think that’ll help heal your hands if the lava burned them off!
DM: Put your penis in it.
Me: I don’t think that’ll help heal your hands if the lava burned them off!
DM: Put your penis in it.
J: I like the idea of him coming back as Gideon the White when there’s no Gideon the Grey.
J: I like the idea of him coming back as Gideon the White when there’s no Gideon the Grey.
DM: You’re assuming they only did one.
DM: You’re assuming they only did one.
J: What! It’s like a human-sized hole!
J: What! It’s like a human-sized hole!
DM: It doesn’t look like it’ll collapse right now.
J: I don’t like that sentence from a DM.
DM: It doesn’t look like it’ll collapse right now.
J: I don’t like that sentence from a DM.