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Abbyyy
@orbingpunk.bsky.social
She/Her. T1D. ADHD. Bisexual. Exvangelical. Photog. Author. Genetic Dead-End. Midwestern transplant to southern Utah. #LGRW #insulin4all Known elsewhere on the internet as itsabbynormal
Pinned
Me: I’m trying not to dongle a dongle!

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Shoot the damn puck, my god

#LGRW
October 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Chased the sunrise this morning, 10/10 was exactly what I needed
October 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
K: I went to Three Rivers and took a big ass desk apart.
Me: I thought you were gonna say “big ass shit.”
K: Well actually, I did that too.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me: I look up and see DM deep-throating his mic.
J: If I didn’t have teeth, I could take this thing.
DM: When I’m a senior citizen, I’m going to give amazing blow jobs.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me: I have a camera that prints photos you take on it, or you can hook up your phone and print those photos on the Polaroid paper.
P: I have a family-size bag of Chex Mix all to myself.
J: …Those seem equivalent.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me: You aren’t bardcore unless you live bardcore.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
August 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My insulin pump has malfunctioned mid-bolus twice in a four day span, but Tandem won’t replace it until it malfunctions a third time. 🫠
August 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We haven’t played #DNDItsDynamiteS2 in a bit, but last night the gang was all briefly together so we played Guilty As Sock! and shenanigans ensued.
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I knew the physical portion of recovery from my hysterectomy would be hard, but nothing prepared me for the mental portion.
August 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
When your site fails on the same day that your Dexcom sensor takes a shit. Can you tell when I figured out it was lying to me? 🥴
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m not a big movie-watcher, but so far, my hysterectomy recovery has led me to watching:
• Pokémon: The First Movie (rewatch)
• Fountain of Youth
• If I Stay (rewatch)
• Zoey 102
• Smokey and the Bandit
July 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Can you tell when my surgery started? Lol
July 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When your blood sugar and the temperature are almost the same lol
July 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is why we don’t trust Dexcom on day one!

(Numbers in bubbles are actual blood sugar values as verified by fingerstick. As you can see, the new Dexcom sensor is running significantly higher than my actual bgl)
July 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just said to my spouse, “This monitor has 5 fucking Ks and I can’t use any of them.”
July 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What will probably be my best shot at ever owning my dream car is about to slip through my fingers because I don’t have an extra $8k, nor am I in New York. 😢
July 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
DM: From the windoooows to the hall 🎵

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Waiting to hear if you’re approved for surgery hurts almost as bad as the actual surgery, I imagine.
Everyone send your best juju to my insurance company so they allow me the pleasure of having the medical procedure I need.
June 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Where did my graph go 😳
June 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Everyone send your best juju to my insurance company so they allow me the pleasure of having the medical procedure I need.
June 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
cook.
clean.
FORKLIFT.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
June 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I was not aware that you could just ask your medical providers for copies of your scans (CT, MRI, etc).

This is my leg lol
June 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My massage therapist was shocked when I said I’m 35. She thought I was 26. This led to me asking her how old she is—22.
She wasn’t born when 9/11 happened.
She also didn’t know what AIM or MSN Messenger were. “Is that like Omegle?” And I died.
June 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
K: I did it! …what did I do, exactly?

#DNDItsDynamiteS2
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM