when you make a flying contraption you go in knowing people are going to make fun of you if you accidentally kill yourself. that rule goes all the way back to icarus

I’m politically homeless. Like so many Americans, I am furious that the president cut $50 billion in subsidies to my exploding rocket and child murdering car business. Like other Americans who have 60 kids with 57 different mothers, all boys with hieroglyphics for names, I am being left behind.

The French build infrastructure so quickly and at such low cost because they have no labor unions.

“The next time we hit a recession, a spending crisis or a budget shortfall, we will all look back at this vote,” said Hugo Soto-Martinez, whose district stretches from Echo Park to Hollywood.