Watched Wall E with Spouse (whose first language isn't English) and it was only afterwards heading home from the cinema that he makes a comment about the gay robots. ?? He heard "Eve" and assumed it was "Yves", a French male name. (tbf, he personally knew an Yves, had never met anyone called Eve)

"Just sobbing over the commercial" season comes earlier every year.

Where my "and if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it" peeps?

Religion irrelevant: only white Anglo immigrants get to keep anything.
(As a white immigrant to the UK I can count on my nose the number of times I was made to feel unwelcome in nearly 20 years, and as that was at Heathrow I'm not even sure that counts (doesn't everyone feel unwelcome at Heathrow?))

Plots thickens:

Calvin and Hobbes. The Noodle Incident was never explained. Never even hinted at. It was already legend.

Your Idol/Soda Pop depending on my mood.

Vibes only.

If that gorgeous dress has pockets I may expire from envy.

Apple or shoe?

Or you could do like that one guy and build a whole to scale underground for your kitties?

New bathroom and bedroom floors, by self. Like it cost a fair bit but would have been easily 3x as much if I'd had to hire someone to do it.

Past Me, referring to the villain as PLOTTER for 30 words b/c I couldn't be arsed to look up a name.

yes

*yawns* in spouse's part of the world people use *their* title to talk to other people:
"No mamma" is a mother talking to her own child.

I mean the Chinese government has been stymied by British planning policy.

Need a whole spinoff with demon magpie and derpy cat.

Shout out to the scientists who gave us the nano violin, truly the breakthrough we needed in these trying times.