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Trumps Toupee
@orangetoupee.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Lol. I lost 28 followers almost immediately after I post in support of a trans person. This is a safe space for ALL LGBTQ people. If you don’t like it you can fuck all the way off right god damn now.
First photos of weekend at Bernie’s 4 just dropped.
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
First photos of weekend at Bernie’s 4 just dropped.
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Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription
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March 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription
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Man fuck this year. Fuck this timeline.
March 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Man fuck this year. Fuck this timeline.
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Hi, I’m God.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hi, I’m God.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
Apparently Twitter thinks it’s violent speech to say that Abbott should get a Lego stick in his spokes.
March 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Apparently Twitter thinks it’s violent speech to say that Abbott should get a Lego stick in his spokes.
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Knew I’d seen it before…
March 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Knew I’d seen it before…
I wish I could be a piece of shit like trump supporters. Can you imagine not giving a shit about anyone other than yourself? Could you imagine being so ignorant that you think oligarchs are on your side?
March 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I wish I could be a piece of shit like trump supporters. Can you imagine not giving a shit about anyone other than yourself? Could you imagine being so ignorant that you think oligarchs are on your side?
So a potentially illegal South African immigrant gets government contracts while telling the government how they are wasting money… nah it’s normal.
March 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So a potentially illegal South African immigrant gets government contracts while telling the government how they are wasting money… nah it’s normal.
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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DID YOU EVER SAY THANK YOU ?!?
March 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
DID YOU EVER SAY THANK YOU ?!?
Why does the right care about suits so much? Obama had a tan suit and they melted down. Fetterman. Now Zelenskyy? Is a suit going to bring down prices? No? End the homeless problem? End the violence? Shut the fuck up.
March 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why does the right care about suits so much? Obama had a tan suit and they melted down. Fetterman. Now Zelenskyy? Is a suit going to bring down prices? No? End the homeless problem? End the violence? Shut the fuck up.
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Both Putin’s bitch and his couch-fucking minion are traitorous bastards who aren’t good enough to kiss President Zelenskyy’s feet. 👣
February 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Both Putin’s bitch and his couch-fucking minion are traitorous bastards who aren’t good enough to kiss President Zelenskyy’s feet. 👣
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Donald trump is a Russian asshat.
March 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Donald trump is a Russian asshat.