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Donald Trump
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Mr World Peace here.
I’m only best friends with the guys that drop the bombs on innocent people!

(Agent Orange Parody)
BUBBA SAYS IM THE BIGGEST AND BEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I LOVE THE CHRISTIANS! I ALSO
LOVE THE MUSLIMS IF THEY ARE SQUIDJILLIONAIRES!
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
YES WE OPENED SOME LAST MINUTE INVESTIGATIONS ON EVERYONE OTHER THAN JEFFREY’S BEST PAL! FANCY THAT! TYFYATTM DJT
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
WHISTLEBLOWERS FROM THIS DAY FORTH WILL
BE CALLED MARJORIE TAYLOR BROWNS! (Because my guacamole turns from green to brown when it comes out of my ass & ends up on Pam Bondi’s nose).
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
MURDER IS MY FAVOURITE GEORGE!
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
THIS IS INCORRECT! MBS PROMISED TO INVEST 100 TRILLION SQUIDJILLION EPSTEILIONS IN THE USA! HE IS A GREAT PATRIOT! TYFYATTM DJT!
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
THE PEOPLE LOVE ME! THATS WHY WE WILL DO A STRING OF RALLIES AWAY FROM THE DANGEROUS RADICAL CITIES OF CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES & NEW YORK. I WILL TELL THEM ABOUT GROCERIES, SUCH AN OLD FASHIONED WORD “GROCERIES”I MAY EVEN FAKE ANOTHER ASSASSINATION FOR SHITS & GIGGLES! TYFYATTM DJT
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
SOMETIMES MY DEPENDS CAN LEAK OK!
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I WILL PAY OUT 600B TO ELON, JEFF & MARK, OH AND MY USELESS SONS & DAUGHTERS OF COURSE! TYFYATTM DJT
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
2,000 COMES WITH A FREE TWINKIE AS WELL. TYFYATTM DJT
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
IF THEY DONT GIVE TRUMP A PIECE OF THE PIE, THEY GO BOOM BOOM! DJT
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
CUOMO IS A GREAT GUY! IT IS SAID HE LOVES BEAUTIFUL WOMEM AS MUCH AS I DO, SOME A BIT MORE ON THE YOUNGER SIDE!
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
IM ONLY SELLING THE PARDONS, I DONT CARE WHOS BUYING THEM!
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
THATS MY BELOVED ELON, A RACIST NAZI TO HIS CORE!
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED & THE CHRISTIANS OK! I ACTUALLY LOVE UNEDUCATED CHRISTIANS THE MOST, WHICH IS MOSTLY
ALL OF THEM, BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE A 2,000 YEAR OLD JEWISH FAIRYTALE!
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
HARRISON FORD HAS & ALWAYS BE THE WORST ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA. FOR THE CRIME OF MURDERING HIS WIFE & ESCAPING MULTIPLE TIMES FROM THE WRINKLED UP
FBI MAN, I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED THE GORGEOUS & SEXY PAM BONDI OF THE INDEPENDENT DOJ TO ARREST GRANDPA INDIANA JONES! TYFYATTM. DJT.
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
YES IM STILL SALTY ABOUT THE TIME HE SAID A FOX LIVES ON MY HEAD & EATS EVERYONES DINNER!
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
POOR ANDREW, HE’S SLUMMING IT NOW! HE SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT I DO WHEN IT COMES TO FUCKING MINORS! DENY DENY DENY! SILLY BOY, ITS MEANT TO BE A WONDERFUL SECRET, NOT A WORLDWIDE REVELATION! TYFYATTM. DJT
November 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
LOOK JUST BECAUSE THE POOR PEOPLE DONT HAVE MONEY OR BENEFITS & WELFARE, IT SHOULD’NT MEAN ME & MY BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS CANT PARTY EVERY WEEKEND! ITS WHAT ME & JEFFREY USED TO DO, EXCEPT NOW ITS WITH OUR PANTS ON!
November 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
IM NOT HAPPY!
I WONT BE HAPPY UNTIL I CAN HOLD ENDLESS SHINDIGS IN MY NEW WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM! I WONDER HOW MANY MAGA HAVE EVER EVEN STEPPED INTO A BALLROOM? THEY’RE GOING TO LOVR MINE!
November 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A FOREIGN BORN TERRORIST! I HAVE INSTRUCTED MY GF, ARGHH I MEAN AG PAM BONDI TO ARREST THIS TRAITOR!
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
MY PALACE, ARRHH HMMM SORRY I MEAN THE PEOPLES HOUSE IS SHAPING UP NICELY!
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
PAKMAN YOU LIBERAL NERD! XI REALLY LIKES ME. HE IS MY NEW PAL. SINCE I KILLED MY LAST BEST PAL I REALLY NEEDED A NEW ONE! HE SAID IM THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT HE’S EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING! HE SAID THAT I INVENTED AI & THE WHEEL! TYFYATTM. DJT SOUTH CARERDDDDDD !!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM