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Donald Trump
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Mr World Peace here.
I’m only best friends with the guys that drop the bombs on innocent people!

(Agent Orange Parody)
ITS TRUE, I SPENT HOURS WITH THE REDACTED VICTIM AT MY PALS HOUSE! WE SPENT TIME IN OUR PYJAMAS PLAYING CONNECT 4, TWISTER & DRAWING DOODLES, ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE TO DRAW! WE ENJOYED HOT COCKO, WELL AT LEAST SHE DID! TYFYATTM. DJT
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
IM SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS MAMDUMMY GUY ARENT I?
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
HARRISON FORD HAS & ALWAYS BE THE WORST ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA. FOR THE CRIME OF MURDERING HIS WIFE & ESCAPING MULTIPLE TIMES FROM THE WRINKLED UP
FBI MAN, I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED THE GORGEOUS & SEXY PAM BONDI OF THE INDEPENDENT DOJ TO ARREST GRANDPA INDIANA JONES! TYFYATTM. DJT.
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Heyyyyyy Satannnn do you like my shiny gold horns?
October 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
WHO MADE THIS MASK? IT GETS ME A TAD EXCITED! LAURA IS BLESSED, MUCH LIKE MY MOTHERS VACUUM CLEANER IN THE 70s!
September 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
ACETIAMOHETISHHHHMINE IS VERY BAD, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS TYLENOL! ME AND RFK JR THINK UNLIMITED VIAGRA IS HEALTHY, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WOULD PARTY WITH JEFFREY & THE GIRLS!
September 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
HERE IS MY BEST FRIEND VLADY! HE SAID I WON IN 2020 AND THAT IM THE HIGHEST IQ INDIVIDUAL IN THE UNIVERSE! HE’S ALWAYS RIGHT LIKE TRUMP!
August 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
EVERYONE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN & GHISLAINE OTHER THAN ME! I STILL WISH THEM WELL, THEY WERE ALOT OF FUN! DJT
August 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today in Russia, I mean Alaska, you witnessed the art of the deal! I’m going to make some calls see if NATO enjoys taking it up the ass like yours truly!!!!
August 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yes precisely! Why would my name possibly be in the Epstein files?
July 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I’d like to make an important announcement Ghislaine who is a lovely women & I wish her only the best things has agreed to release the Epstein List in return for a full pardon! Here it is! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
July 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Nazi MAGA ain’t too happy with me today!!!!
June 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I think it’s safe to say the key didn’t please Elon none too much!!!
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I do love a Good TACO!!!
May 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yes you heard correctly Barrack Hussein Obama is Hitlers Grand Son, not a man with German blood who changed their name from Drumpf to Trump & slept with Mein Kampf on their bedside table!
May 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is Brooker right now!!!
April 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Is Elon the least self aware person on the planet?
March 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So Tim Walz celebrated the self-inflicted demise of 1 Rich Man on stage! Elon Musk celebrated on stage, the deliberate demise of millions that he personally orchestrated! Gotta love Elon!
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I mean what kind of jerk celebrates Elon’s stock pricing falling in half? Definitely not the kind of Jerk who celebrates cutting everyone’s benefits by more than half?
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I mean what kind of jerk celebrates Elon’s stock pricing falling in half? Definitely not the kind of Jerk who celebrates cutting everyone’s benefits by more than half?
March 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I don’t think they like Nazi Man baby’s!
March 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Turns out that the world isn’t too fond of Nazi Manbaby’s!
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Consider me a spokesperson for Russia! I told Vlad, you can bomb the shit out of Ukraine as long as I’m not President! See, I’m all for Peace!
March 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Who ever said we tough strong man republicans have thin skin?
March 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM