This week, approximately 200,000 federal workers have been let go.

We're all trapped in the belly of this machine. And the machine is bleeding to death

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

I can't hear the name Drew Lock without thinking of the song from Shrek when they get to Dulock. You know the one.

How does Kadarius Toney still have a job

I think I found the inspiration for the new Jaguar prototype

I am convinced dems need to run a gruff union guy who says publicly verbatim "yall are getting fucked by corps" and when asked about social issues say "people deserve freedom to be who they are because this is gd america". People yelled at Harris for not having policy (lol), but fr people don't care

Holy shot that Texas defender needs to be ejected for multiple games my god

You know you're getting old when you walk into a guitar store for picks, and walk out without looking at anything else

One of these days, im gonna find the elusive guitar pick thief demon, and I'm gonna beat it's ass so hard it's gonna become a guitar pick piñata

Matt Eberflus saved thanksgiving. At tables all around the country, all political arguments cessated, and man found agreement in their fellow man that this dingus should be shot into the sun. Pure harmony.

The bears are not a serious football organization

K yall I've been dealing with this damn problem for wayyyy to long since i grew my hair out long. How do I keep hair clamps in place, and not falling off of my damn head?

Can't imagine the Rollercoaster commanders fans were on today

If the lions take Daniel Jones as backup over Hendon Hooker, imma be sad