Dave Hemming
oracular.bsky.social
Dave Hemming
@oracular.bsky.social
a woman with the word the on her eye
Alt: Incredulous woman with the words THE WHAT superimposed
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The annoying thing is, I did it to myself, just like the Scotland team usually do.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Give it some love on the BBC!
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Not even Scottish, put it on at half time - "oh that's a lovely goal, well done Scotland, clearly on top... The stats are WHAT?"
Then ended up on the emotional roller coaster that is being invested in #Scotland success.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's going to be the forgotten goal after the other three worldies which is a goddamn shame
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's not. At 26 I went on a date with an 18 year old under pressure from mutual friends and we had absolutely no common frame of reference. Anyone younger than that just seems like one of those made up beauty pageant toddlers. *shudder*
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My immediate thought also. Hard to pin down a number as it's reducing deductions rather than a rate increase.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I briefly thought about posting this on my team's Facebook fan page but then I thought better of it.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My superstitious mother claimed that if a coin wasn't heads up it was bad luck to pick it up, the right thing to do was to turn it over and leave it for the next person. Which I still do because it makes me feel like I've done a good deed.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Searching for community fibre stuff, didn't notice.
October 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
And EE fibre is rated terribly on trustpilot.
October 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Found out my middle school bully became a doctor and works in Central America for Doctors Without Borders, the bastard.
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He ran around a fair bit - less hold up play than Heggebo but he did start the move that lead to his goal so I think he's mentally better but not physically better. If I had 3 wishes one of them would be to have them both on the pitch at the same time.
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That would be "Mikey "3 assists and 1 goal in 7 games" Johnston? It's a very good trick, then.
October 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM