The Oracle of Newsky
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it's simple: make a banger first skeet or skeet something weird enough i'll reskeet it
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Today Nancy ordered a pancake “de arena” at Denny’s house
September 3, 2023 at 6:41 AM
Today Nancy ordered a pancake “de arena” at Denny’s house
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i fucking love jelqing
September 3, 2023 at 7:21 AM
i fucking love jelqing
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I'm watching a new series; The sex lives of college girls. They refer to female sex positivity. A form of feminism. This show is a bit of an update for me, on what I missed?
September 3, 2023 at 7:46 AM
I'm watching a new series; The sex lives of college girls. They refer to female sex positivity. A form of feminism. This show is a bit of an update for me, on what I missed?
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brian griffin is a trans lesbian
September 2, 2023 at 6:55 PM
brian griffin is a trans lesbian
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sometimes when a client has really bad breath later i’ll fart and it smells like the client’s breath
September 2, 2023 at 7:13 PM
sometimes when a client has really bad breath later i’ll fart and it smells like the client’s breath
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hey cool new social media platform can i make 9/11 jokes on here
September 2, 2023 at 7:15 PM
hey cool new social media platform can i make 9/11 jokes on here
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More Twitter-alternatives this year than tuna tartare a friend of ours saw Kate Middleton eat the other week - wild.
September 2, 2023 at 7:21 PM
More Twitter-alternatives this year than tuna tartare a friend of ours saw Kate Middleton eat the other week - wild.
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There are just not enough khaki options in men’s running gear.
September 2, 2023 at 7:45 PM
There are just not enough khaki options in men’s running gear.
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First post here's Hector ruining my slo-mo photo at the exploratorium
September 2, 2023 at 8:12 PM
First post here's Hector ruining my slo-mo photo at the exploratorium
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Brand new in box. Never opened and never likely to be 🤣
September 2, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Brand new in box. Never opened and never likely to be 🤣
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Need a bag of meth? Come to the pc department at Best Buy
September 2, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Need a bag of meth? Come to the pc department at Best Buy
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been blocking zoophiles worth it
September 2, 2023 at 8:37 PM
been blocking zoophiles worth it
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People come to me for wild solutions for shit and they have no idea that for a whole year I watched Game of Thrones thinking Khal Drogo’s first name was Carl. CARL DROGO.
September 2, 2023 at 8:42 PM
People come to me for wild solutions for shit and they have no idea that for a whole year I watched Game of Thrones thinking Khal Drogo’s first name was Carl. CARL DROGO.
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is thinking about peeing
September 2, 2023 at 8:47 PM
is thinking about peeing
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Why is it so hot? It's the temperature
September 2, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Why is it so hot? It's the temperature
the amount of furry porn i suffer through in the name of curation
September 2, 2023 at 9:33 PM
the amount of furry porn i suffer through in the name of curation