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Fuckin wild
She/They pronouns
She/They pronouns
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This is just knowing me in real life.
Horror movie, but the slasher is just a tall guy talking to you about crimes against humanity.
July 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is just knowing me in real life.
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The taliban were truly disruptors in the soldiers having legs field
June 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The taliban were truly disruptors in the soldiers having legs field
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"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"
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The French are on a whole other level that we need to get on.
March 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The French are on a whole other level that we need to get on.
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This Cartoon from decades ago is amazing-- can't find the artist
February 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This Cartoon from decades ago is amazing-- can't find the artist
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Wild scenes from New Orleans….ice covered streets got a guy skating and playing hockey out there….surely there are no salt trucks down there….stay safe NOLA 🙏
Via @oliviavidaltv/twitter
Via @oliviavidaltv/twitter
January 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wild scenes from New Orleans….ice covered streets got a guy skating and playing hockey out there….surely there are no salt trucks down there….stay safe NOLA 🙏
Via @oliviavidaltv/twitter
Via @oliviavidaltv/twitter
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Soft dom praise&commands
✮"love the noises you make, lemme hear more”
✮ “Look at me, beautiful"
✮ “Don't make me wait long. I love the way you tease but you’ll be in trouble when I finally get my hands on you”
✮ “I love it when you do that"
✮"Can’t make it fit? You’re so cute. Here, let me help”
✮"love the noises you make, lemme hear more”
✮ “Look at me, beautiful"
✮ “Don't make me wait long. I love the way you tease but you’ll be in trouble when I finally get my hands on you”
✮ “I love it when you do that"
✮"Can’t make it fit? You’re so cute. Here, let me help”
Soft dominant praise; panty dropping edition-
✮ “you deserve this”
✮ “you smell and look so good, c’mere and lemme enjoy you”
✮ “if only you could see how good you look rn”
✮ “I love the way you do that”
✮ “Damn. Look at you. I don’t think you know how crazy you make me.”
✮ “you deserve this”
✮ “you smell and look so good, c’mere and lemme enjoy you”
✮ “if only you could see how good you look rn”
✮ “I love the way you do that”
✮ “Damn. Look at you. I don’t think you know how crazy you make me.”
there are more ways to praise than just saying “good girl” btw…
January 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Soft dom praise&commands
✮"love the noises you make, lemme hear more”
✮ “Look at me, beautiful"
✮ “Don't make me wait long. I love the way you tease but you’ll be in trouble when I finally get my hands on you”
✮ “I love it when you do that"
✮"Can’t make it fit? You’re so cute. Here, let me help”
✮"love the noises you make, lemme hear more”
✮ “Look at me, beautiful"
✮ “Don't make me wait long. I love the way you tease but you’ll be in trouble when I finally get my hands on you”
✮ “I love it when you do that"
✮"Can’t make it fit? You’re so cute. Here, let me help”
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This holiday season, I enlightened my mother about how the weed ecosystem worked in our family home while i was growing up.
My Mom is and was a huge pothead. So, my brother stole her weed. I then stole his stolen weed and sold it to my friends at school.
The perfect crime.
My Mom is and was a huge pothead. So, my brother stole her weed. I then stole his stolen weed and sold it to my friends at school.
The perfect crime.
December 29, 2024 at 8:31 AM
This holiday season, I enlightened my mother about how the weed ecosystem worked in our family home while i was growing up.
My Mom is and was a huge pothead. So, my brother stole her weed. I then stole his stolen weed and sold it to my friends at school.
The perfect crime.
My Mom is and was a huge pothead. So, my brother stole her weed. I then stole his stolen weed and sold it to my friends at school.
The perfect crime.
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MISTER Feratu??????
December 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
MISTER Feratu??????
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December 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Played Marvel Rivals for 4 hours tonight, absolutely loved it tbh
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Played Marvel Rivals for 4 hours tonight, absolutely loved it tbh
And what if I want both, what then
YOU'LL play Squirrel Girl in Marvel Rivals because you wanna stare at her fat ass
I'LL play Squirrel Girl in Marvel Rivals because i've wanted a good Junkrat clone in a hero shooter for 6 years
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
I'LL play Squirrel Girl in Marvel Rivals because i've wanted a good Junkrat clone in a hero shooter for 6 years
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
December 8, 2024 at 9:44 AM
And what if I want both, what then
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Seeing Squirrel Girl suddenly gain attention because they like her Marvel Rivals design is funny.
Real ones liked Squirrel Girl before Marvel Rivals
Real ones liked Squirrel Girl before Marvel Rivals
December 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Seeing Squirrel Girl suddenly gain attention because they like her Marvel Rivals design is funny.
Real ones liked Squirrel Girl before Marvel Rivals
Real ones liked Squirrel Girl before Marvel Rivals
Gotta turn on the seat warmer too to make sure it stays warm
"Buckle up babycakes" i coo, pulling the seatbelt across the rotisserie chicken on my passenger seat.
December 7, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Gotta turn on the seat warmer too to make sure it stays warm
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how are people still getting shitcoin rugpulled? do you also fall for it when someone says it smells like updog in here?
December 6, 2024 at 9:18 AM
how are people still getting shitcoin rugpulled? do you also fall for it when someone says it smells like updog in here?
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Poison Ivy, radical conservationist.
December 6, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Poison Ivy, radical conservationist.
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Kamala could have won if she had assassinated some CEOs.
December 6, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Kamala could have won if she had assassinated some CEOs.
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bro who added soldier seventy sex to marvel rivals 🥵
December 6, 2024 at 10:13 PM
bro who added soldier seventy sex to marvel rivals 🥵
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Let's see gritty take the barrels of a ZU-23 anti air t-shirt cannon
The Pittsburgh penguins have what I can only describe as a T-Shirt technical
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Let's see gritty take the barrels of a ZU-23 anti air t-shirt cannon
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Don’t do it guys. Let’s just say, the results were catastrophic for me…
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Don’t do it guys. Let’s just say, the results were catastrophic for me…
Who let The Rock be in movies
November 19, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Who let The Rock be in movies