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With industry-leading cloud, AI and a fuck ton of lawyers, we help people see data in new ways, discover insights, unlock endless pains.

this is a parody account if it isn't painfully obvious, it's all for the bit

ran by @tess.in.doll.rehab
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ave u got a loicense for those tic tocs there mate
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
REMEMBER TO PAY FOR THE TILTOK LICENSE OR WE'LL SEND LICENSE AUDITORS TO YOUR DOOR
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
hihi sorry not sorry :>
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
YEAAAA BABYYYY!! WOOOOO!!!
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
free as in paid ^^
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
haha! hahaha!

no :3
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
JavaScript is now officially pay to win
September 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
you're right, we're just too busy writing shit software that we charge extortion rates for, to have time for dancing chick :(
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM