OptionalMorrison
@optionalmorrison.bsky.social
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
I gotta stuff myself with Nilsson/Lennon Lost Weekend levels of allergy meds to get thru some spring and fall days. That hippie shit can't handle modern allergen levels lol
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I gotta stuff myself with Nilsson/Lennon Lost Weekend levels of allergy meds to get thru some spring and fall days. That hippie shit can't handle modern allergen levels lol
Dustin Hoffman
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dustin Hoffman
I've made this mistake. Hoist your kids, hoist your neighbors, hoist the cat, all covered, no problem. But hoist YOURSELF and it is not covered??!! Huge scam
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I've made this mistake. Hoist your kids, hoist your neighbors, hoist the cat, all covered, no problem. But hoist YOURSELF and it is not covered??!! Huge scam
Melon Baller gotta be top 5
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Melon Baller gotta be top 5
The elementary school kids in my district hiss in horrifying union when a doddering red hat lurches in guiltily to the Voting Gym
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The elementary school kids in my district hiss in horrifying union when a doddering red hat lurches in guiltily to the Voting Gym
Burn it all down and start over. There is nothing we can do to fix this country. It must be razed and salted and then scattered with the bone meal of our NYC literati and finance bros, our Hollywood scions and our VC tech bros.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Burn it all down and start over. There is nothing we can do to fix this country. It must be razed and salted and then scattered with the bone meal of our NYC literati and finance bros, our Hollywood scions and our VC tech bros.
Or would only a +70 Dem WANT to walk to the polls? FWIW I'm a walk over voter and I'm vocally pro-guillotine
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Or would only a +70 Dem WANT to walk to the polls? FWIW I'm a walk over voter and I'm vocally pro-guillotine
Holy fucking shit we are going to turn a vastly terrible corner and we are never going to be normal or healthy or same again
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Holy fucking shit we are going to turn a vastly terrible corner and we are never going to be normal or healthy or same again
He got that Hapsburg hair
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
He got that Hapsburg hair
I would LOVE to drone on late into the Bluesky nite about my favorite obscure 90s and early aughts indie bands but no one will listen to me. (and no one should)
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I would LOVE to drone on late into the Bluesky nite about my favorite obscure 90s and early aughts indie bands but no one will listen to me. (and no one should)
The 'Hey Man Nice Shot' referendum. I will vote Yes
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The 'Hey Man Nice Shot' referendum. I will vote Yes
I think it's going exactly how they want it to go. We stay stupid and poor and distracted and then we die. And they get more money. The End.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I think it's going exactly how they want it to go. We stay stupid and poor and distracted and then we die. And they get more money. The End.
They're halfway there
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
They're halfway there
No way in hell you lot beat out Gen X. We are poor, we are forgetful, we are stubborn, we are not tech savvy, and we are forgetful.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No way in hell you lot beat out Gen X. We are poor, we are forgetful, we are stubborn, we are not tech savvy, and we are forgetful.
"slightly racist"
Oh I think we could upgrade this to full bore pointy hat racism
Oh I think we could upgrade this to full bore pointy hat racism
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"slightly racist"
Oh I think we could upgrade this to full bore pointy hat racism
Oh I think we could upgrade this to full bore pointy hat racism
No one wants help from a Nazi. No one wants to win with a Nazi. If you ally yourself with a Nazi, you are a Nazi. Really, a simple concept to grasp! If you win with a Nazi, take a guess at what you win!
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
No one wants help from a Nazi. No one wants to win with a Nazi. If you ally yourself with a Nazi, you are a Nazi. Really, a simple concept to grasp! If you win with a Nazi, take a guess at what you win!
Are you dense? Or just ok with Nazis? Those are the only options you got here.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Are you dense? Or just ok with Nazis? Those are the only options you got here.
I'm ordering a take-down now based just on the Pete Seeger sorry
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm ordering a take-down now based just on the Pete Seeger sorry
This racism against bald men. You are baldist.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This racism against bald men. You are baldist.
I love the way Ryans take mixes a modern gritty internet realism with a heartfelt, tender sadness that REALLY connects with my readers
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I love the way Ryans take mixes a modern gritty internet realism with a heartfelt, tender sadness that REALLY connects with my readers