OptionalMorrison
@optionalmorrison.bsky.social
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
The Dog travels with me when I travel for work. We have fun together. Tonight was a big oyster roast in Charleston and now she is very very tired. And this hotel room looks very staged somehow. Nighthawks at the Diner ass lighting
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Dog travels with me when I travel for work. We have fun together. Tonight was a big oyster roast in Charleston and now she is very very tired. And this hotel room looks very staged somehow. Nighthawks at the Diner ass lighting
Has any, ANY, good and moral and just and decent person EVER had this haircut?
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Has any, ANY, good and moral and just and decent person EVER had this haircut?
This girl. My constant companion!
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This girl. My constant companion!
Women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Women don't like the vehicle
This one works on multiple levels.
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This one works on multiple levels.
This was posted just under you, lol synchronicity
August 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This was posted just under you, lol synchronicity
Hollywood is run entirely by horny 14 year olds
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hollywood is run entirely by horny 14 year olds
This one made me literally lol
July 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This one made me literally lol
