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Optimized Primate
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Ditching dogma for data. Deconstructing chaos into leverage. We steal lethal frameworks from biology & game theory to build cognitive toolkits & antifragile systems. For operators obsessed with real-world mastery, not gurus peddling illusions.
Stop trusting your flawed mind. True rationality isn't internal virtue, but an external system of frameworks, feedback loops, & pre-mortems. Engineer your decisions. Don't try to be rational; build the scaffolding that forces optimal outcomes. For operators who shape reality.
September 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Your rational mind isn't a king on a throne, it's a zookeeper in charge of primal instincts. Your goal is to understand the nature of the animals—fear, ego, hunger, rage. How to feed them, build the right enclosures, and know when to let them out. Master the zoo or you'll end up as the main exhibit.
September 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The old paradigm of the 'Rational Mind' is obsolete. The new model is the 'Systematic Thinker.' This isn't about having a superior brain. It's about having a superior process and the humility to know the brain is fallible. The winners are not the geniuses; they are the disciplined.
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If you believe there are good cops out there, I’m willing to accept that. But here’s my question to them: When the time comes and your overlords and superiors order you to protect their interests over the people, which side will you choose?
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 PM
If you believe there are good police officers out there, I’m willing to accept that. But here’s my question to them: when the time comes and your overlords and superiors order you to protect their interests over the people, which side will you choose?
December 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
People who struggle to connect with remote teams are the same clowns getting side-eyed by employees jammed in the breakroom, guzzling the same stale coffee. "In office work" isn't some magical trust totem, location doesn’t fix trust any more than kale smoothies fix a busted hip.
December 14, 2024 at 5:15 PM
With unlimited time & budget, you don't need to think strategically. But for the rest of us peasants, strategy isn't a luxury, it's survival. Momentum beats perfection. Your small wins, capacity to think strategically and quickly adapt to feedback, compounds into massive victories.
December 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The final 5 minutes are crucial: My brain needs a bridge between work and creation. I maintain the 120 BPM music while walking and brain dumping into my second brain system. This neural entrainment primes my mind for what matters—my personal projects and skill stacking. #NeuroPriming #CognitivePeak
December 7, 2024 at 9:53 PM
In the next 5 min, I add 120 BPM music(psytrance,rap,metal for me), do 5 deep squats with overhead reach, 5 push-ups, 30s of high knees, and finish with a few deep breaths. It’s a fast reset: blood flow surges, alertness kicks in, and I’m shifting from drained to primed in record time.
December 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
In the first 5 min at the end of my shift: I dunk my face in cold water (mammalian dive reflex), step outside for natural light, take a few slow sighs facing the sun, and ditch tight work clothes. Early tests show these steps rapidly shake off mental sludge, priming me for sharper evenings.
December 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I've been testing the APEX Post-Work Protocol to reclaim my focus through physical, mental, sensory optimization. A 15-min sequence of cold water, natural light, movement, 120 BPM tunes—backed by research. Still refining, but early results are shifting my evenings. Here is the basic protocol.
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Your brain craves rhythm to reset. Science shows 120 BPM music—syncs with your neural oscillations, triggering dopamine release and enhanced blood flow. For me, psytrance is medicine for my mind. If one stimulation can override fatigue, imagine what a full recovery protocol can do. #NeuroPriming
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Brain drain is accepted as NORMAL sacrifice for "productivity." Today, we know better. Your brain isn't broken or weak—it's being sabotaged by outdated work paradigms and conditioning. After work fog isn't natural; it's engineered. Time to reclaim your mental clarity.
December 7, 2024 at 7:01 PM
5pm. Brain fog descends. You're not alone. 97% of professionals report post-work cognitive fatigue. #OptimizedPrimate #EvolveYourNature
December 7, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Allegedly Betty White never said this, but this is a lie I have no problem spreading. 🤣
November 29, 2024 at 1:25 PM
It's a chicken I tell ya, a GIANT CHICKEN!
November 29, 2024 at 1:13 PM
This was my gateway drug
November 29, 2024 at 12:45 PM
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM